I managed to steal nude pictures of two of my cousins and masturbate to them often. It's not that I'm sexually attracted to them or anything, just the taboo factor really turns me on.
I need a good luck charm/kiss.
I was right!!! haha, im so literally laughing. Im usually ALWAYS wrong about things but this time i was 100% right from the very beginning. I should trust my instincts in this area absolutely definitely.
Getting Tanner, Much Tanner.....
I own a general-knowledge calendar made by an unknown publisher, every day of the year there's a fact about something and a short explanation text. I have the feeling that, the more calendar pages I read, the more colloquial the textes sound. Like the poor intern who was sentenced to write 365 texts eventually got bored and said "fuck the rules". In January the texts were still formulated like an official encyclopedia, and today I read "... was considered holy because she received a golden shoe from God. I honestly don't know why you'd consider someone a saint because of that, but whatever."
Let the Rick Rolling begin....
When I was in elementary school there was this cubby that belonged to this kid, and it had an ant infestation. I was 8 or 9 and one of the other kids dared me to eat an ant. So I did. But I didn't just stop at one. I ate ant after ant while the class gathered around me, chanting my name. I ate half of that cubbyhole colony. I was a true hero that day.
when you're fucking horny but so lonely.......
i guess i'm a bit fat. not like really fat, like obese people, but overweight, i would say by 10 or 15kg. i like myself, but it's just a fact, i'm fat. and i find it both hilarious and embarrassing when people can't say fat in front of me, even about other people, they say chubby, round, curvy, but never fat, even when it's obvious. and the look on their faces when i say that f-word out loud, it's priceless.
oppa. are you here? :)