A male stripper made me touch his penis. (He had on spandex shorts) Is that even allowed? Well, I didn't tip him. I didn't have any money. I went with my friends on a whim, and only has enough to get in the club.
I'm a guy but when I get bored I watch lipstick tutorial compilations on YouTube... it's just so satisfying!
I need to get high asap.
wheres a cute guy when you need him. text me 7 eight 6 7 one six 8 four 8 five
I have four slices of chocolate cake in my refrigerator. It's two a.m. Its goin down, fo real!
I saw a gopher run, and stop in front of a hole where rain passes through, to keep someone's yard from flooding. I guess he thought about it, and knew he couldn't fit.
I would like to be a cat, for only 24 hours.
Someone just told me I’m a drama queen. I can’t believe she thinks of me this way. She completely destroyed my life.
I was in a chat room for all of 5 min and this teeny bopper chik said I'm overwhelming cool. I didn't tell her I'm old enough to be her mama. lol
I've just started gambling on sports events and damm it's addicting as hell! Can't wait for tomorrow for the stores and pastries to open again so i can play a little more. I feel empty when i don't play. I now it's bad to feel this way.