I procrastinate, when it comes to removing hair from my nether region. When I do get around to it, my underwear fits so much better.
I'm 23 and I still sleep with a night light.
4chan is the reason why I will never send nudes.
I may be the only person that likes those, but I love these obscure Hoodies that vaguely imitate the look of a greatcoat or a "(German) Uniform from the first half of the 20th century" or similar. It's the perfect look for a pseudointellectual armchair historian and I objectively look "good" in those.
Today at work I was looking over some applications for trainee positions, and when I read that the first applicant was born in 2002, I thought what the hell, why is a 5 year old applying for a job? Then I realized. I'm old now.
I got a children's discount from a bus ticket even though I'm 20 😂
How high can duck fly ?
I stayed indoors for the whole of summer so when i went back home i instantly turned 8 shades darker lmao i love how it gives me a nice tan but i really cant stand the daily 40-50°c weather here anymore. Everyone here hibernates throughout the whole year and only come out when it's winter
What I say: I'm going to the bathroom. What I mean: I'm gonna play Tetris for 45 minutes
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.