When we moved into our apartment, we noticed that we never heard our neighbors through the walls. Not at all. So we assumed that the walls were thick enough to absorb pretty much all sounds, and didn't care about being noisy at all; we turned on the TV at full volume, shouted at each other from different rooms and, which is most embarassing, had sex pretty loudly. Recently, our neighbors went away for a longer vacation, and their daughter moved in with her family for that time. And suddenly we started hearing sounds. Very loudly and clearly. And realized that the walls are actually thin as hell. I mean, you can hear quite literally everything. You sometimes can even hear clear words, even though they're said in a normal volume. Apparently, our neighbors just never walked around or talked to each other. I am so embarassed.
My dad was my professor last sem. I took his class just because hes teaching my major and hes the only professor teaching it and I have to take the class. (Chemistry). My dad and I are close. My best buddy too. But sometimes these people in class are just too judgemental. In the bathroom these girls were talking that I must be fucking the prof. Of chem to get an A (describing me because I have a short hair and have a tattoo on my left wrist ). I literally didnt hesitate to get out the cubicle and laugh at them. And just blatanly say," fyi I dont fuck professors for grades. The professor is my father and Im a B student. I cant for grades and even if I do my dad would scold me. And...We have the same last name (last name is unique too). You guys think like that? You must be doing it. Attenpt it on my dad, just watch me whoop your slutty ass" Their faces I think went red and ran away. I embarrassed myself but I think they also embarrassed themselves. Came to class laughing. My dad ask me," what the hell you laughing at?" I was just laughing.. the girls I taljed to were so embarrassed... so after that, everytime I ask a question Id say, "Dad!" Or ,"papa!" It breaks professionality but its less harsh.....
Got a notification saying "confesster misses you. come back and say "Hi," you beautiful bastard." Thanks. Lol.
I was on antidepressants when I sat for my exams. I collected my results today and I got A+, A, A- and the rest are B+’s. I just discovered a powerful link between positive thinking and poor performance.
I own a notepad with little note sheets that look like 100€ bills on one site and are blank on the other side so you can write your notes. I often use those for my grocery shopping lists and out them in the back pocket of my jeans. I guess I didn't put it down far enough today, because someone stole it. I felt someone brushing against my butt and first thought the guy was a pervert, but later noticed that my grocery list was gone. I think it's a really funny thought that he must have been really mad when he found out it wasn't actually money.
I'm already wierd and beta enough, I can't allow myself to like anime. Fuckin' Evangelion hit way too close to home and raped my mind...
Every trans person i have met is batshit insane and has like 1000 other problems.
i wanna go to class tomorrow with my dildo in
Oh god in the plane, there's this kid screaming and punching her mom. But I guess one person on board got so fed off he actually screamed back at the crying kid and the kid went on quiet. I couldn't handle it that I laughed so hard in the situation.
Ok so tonight I went out to the bars, and I encountered a guy I went to school with (he was working security) but he didn't know who I was because I'm about 3 years younger and he was popular and I wasn't. I was just being cool considering the fact that I was drinking and all, and I was also there with my man and our friend. I was waiting on line to use the bathroom when not 30 seconds pass by when this shit fucker puts a girl before me!!! I'm tipsy and in a fairly pleasant mood so he's lucky I didn't bash his fucking head on the floor. I tell the girl that I really have to use the bathroom and thank goodness she was so cool and was all like "yeah you can go, I don't know why he put me before you" ... Yeah cuz he's a pathetic shit who probably doesn't get pussy as much anymore so of course he tryna get brownie points and be all cool and show his power by putting someone before people who obviously really have to pee. Like that's some fucked up shit. It's one thing to do it while you're waiting to get into a club, but the bathroom???? When people are pissing their pants?? We're not waiting on line to see how cute we look , some of us legitamely have to pee so bad. And what's worse is that I just told you I went to school with you. If I'm some busted ass chick and the girl you put ahead of me was some model bitch , I mean id get it cuz you're a man and all, but like that wasn't even the case. I'm so glad I hated the guys from my school (despite hooking up with a few good ones).. Because their shitty personalities are really something. Like dude, you're 33... And you're still acting like a bitch?? And this guy was one of the ones who got girls. You can tell he's bitter cuz his friends are probably all taken and married, while he's too busy being a whore, fucking young girls at bars he's working at. Must be so cool and nice. Well guess what sweetie, I didn't want you, like at all, and you couldn't handle a girl like me. I'm wayyyyyy too much for you. So for you to have put a girl before me as I'm peeing my pants, makes you look like a godamn loser and I'm sure she didn't even give you her pussy. Security, bouncers should never do that. I mean do it at the door, but when girls are drinking alcohol and their waiting on line to pee... You should know better than to play with that shit. The bar scene makes me so glad I'm taken and I don't have to worry about loser ass dudes cuz there's so many of them. I'm praying for you single chicks out there. The game is tough these days. Anyway ..Eff that small dick bitch!!!