I don't care what anyone says, cat farts are the worst kind of farts. Dog farts are bad, but cat farts just smell like death. And to top it off, my dog has never farted while laying in my lap. I wish I could say the same for my cat.
Fuck me now or forever hold your peace
Before the false alarm, a ballistic missile attack in Hawaii came into my phone and my family's. My mom reacts very slow in terms of emergency saying its fake and all. Then calls her colleague who basically hanged up on her... Here my dad whos just laughing and making fun of my brother panicking. Well my dad is always clueless and absent minded in the world around him because he thinks my mom is around to lean on.. as long as my mom is around not reacting he keeps with his verbal jokes and whatever he does.. then me just prepairing the emergency kit closing up the house and just calming my brother down and telling him to prepare everything. And keep checking the time (because before false alarm it says 15 minutes the missile is coming which actually just scared me too but my family is going crazy so i cant show fear). When my mom finds out after 10 minutes she just sitted in the couch attempting to pray the rosary nervous. My dad getting to make fun of my brother more. Saying youll die of heart attack before the missile strikes,him just sits in the couch attempting to watch the movies he likes thinking everything is a joke and ehining how all of us are dumb looking for a missile attack like he had no idea what it was or something. Like bruh thats how my family will react if the missile attack is ACTUALLY real. Then turns outs its false alarm and then my dad make fun of my brother more and my mom goes along with the joke making my brother feeling humiliated. My mom now tells moral stuff to my brother that next time stop panicking because its picnicking her more. Me continued to prepare emergency stuff and store them somewhere where its easy for me to reach juzt in case next time theyre real (because if i put it somewhere, my parents will throw it away) while my dad also made fun of me thinking im crazy and not listening thatthe missile attack is false alarm and whatever verbal jokes he does and why need to prepare for something not yet there.. or at least not anymore (like come on! Im doing it just in case and i know whats going on im not absent minded!) Then i go on chill go back to my own thing. My family is crazy and quite dysfunctional just by observing it....
I got hit on for the first time in my life today. Most akward 20 min of coffee drinking in my life.
The new Star Wars was bullshit, just like they took every bad thing from the prequels and raped the original trilogy with it. Yodas Ghost returns, but it's the weird eremit Yoda from when he meets luke in for the first time in "Empire strikes back". Leia survives a death scene that would, arguaby, have done justice to Carrie Fisher by Force-Superman-Flight, making the only role who's actor/-ress is actually dead the only role from classic starwars that's still alive( Oh, yeah, luke dies by "going ghost", of course not before belching out a terrible joke). You can't even measure the speed at which Carrie Fisher has to be spinning in her grave. Also that asian chick doesn't even have any defining character traits, so I'll just call her asian-Rey. The whole Space-Vegas plot has no use to the story at all. Anything else? Yeah, Snoke dies without any explanation on who he even was. Imagine the Emperor dying in the first half of "Empire" to make Vaders angsty neffew take his place. And that Warhammer-40k-esque Hyperspace-crash? The fuck?
What’s so popular about helmation the musical I’m not dissing it I’ve never seen it just parts so can someone tell me what all the hype is about
Whisper is trash compared to this
I'm leash training my cat so I can take him to the vet, because buying a carrier big enough for a two-foot-long cat is not only difficult, but expensive. I'm pleasantly surprised by how well he's doing. He doesn't like the harness, but he's starting to tolerate it. I'm just so proud of my son <3
Man the last few days I've been farting a lot and they're stinky ones to be sure. Seems like I'm rotten inside. 😂
I like chatting and i happen to be on chatrooms all the time but someone keeps appearing with a call card like this "Dyanne Kathleen Blaza, call me at 09364406892. Wanna play?☺️☺️. San Vicente, Baguio if interested." Someone help her.