Is it weird that I dont think lying is bad, yet I never bother to do it? I rather see what happens when I tell someone a truth no matter how weird, disturbing or how bad it can end. when people ask me to lie for them I dont, simply because If I dont lie for myself why would i bother lying for anyone else.
i come from a country that worships the ground that white people walk on; if a white person walk pass or is anywhere within a radius of 120 miles, people would lose their fucking shit as if white people are all hollywood celebrities. It gotten so bad to the point where if you're white, your ass is kissed to the core and it became the norm where the LOCALS would ask to take pictures with the TOURISTS (white specifically), its actually really embarrassing i dont know why they do that. i dont want to talk shit about my own country but its just something i've noticed and im speaking nothing but the truth unfortunately, white fetish is a real thing. (dont mind the shitty english or grammar its not my first language)
I still pick my nose and im an adult.....
If you name your kid "Crystal" I'm gonna assume she is named after Crystal Meth. I haven't been wrong about it yet.
Not rven dreaming, but it feels like doing acrobatics in my sleep that when I am awake, my body aches. Fxk you my fragile muscles.
My parents are in their late fifties and it amuses me endlessly how they talk about anyone on TV who is under 35 as "such a cute boy/girl"
The japanese term "magnum" to refer to a big dick is too funny
I feel like, I've been inside my house for too long (almost a full month without seeing anyone). I want to go out, but I don't want to. So... yeah. That's my live now
ok so I kinda like this guy in my class, NOT in a relationship way. I wanna be his friend soooo badly, and he's the ever so generic, popular guy. He's really nice and sweet and funny, and NOT my type to be in a relationship with, but just my type to be friends with. He has so many friends, and just about all of them have made fun of me at one point or another. We have just started to talk, but it was in health class and it was about masturbation because I said a really funny joke about the subject, he calls me out for it though just to make jokes out of my joke. And also he has a girlfriend, or had I'm not really sure they're pretty on and off but he's not the one to break it off, because he's so loyal to her and whenever they're dating she's super possessive, and when they're not it's like she doesn't even know him, and I'm afraid if I ask him he'll just assume that I like him, if I ask her if they're dating she'll freak because it's happened before, if not she'll laugh at my face and think that I like him and tell EVERYONE, and if I ask my friends they'll laugh because I'm known as the dumbass in my group because I know no tea, if I ask anyone they'll tell him , because he's friends with mostly everybody. What the freak.
One of my family's cats tends to snort really loud whenever she's annoyed. Kind of funny because it's such a human-like behavior.