It must have been that pink, these two days have been craving botta le labbra.
I was trying to deep throat this guy but he has a bigger dick than I'm used to and I kinda threw up a little bit but swallowed it and kept going and idk if he realised or was super grossed out about it or not, luckily he just kinda make a joke about it but didn't make me stop or anything, I'm just really embarrassed that it happened
One of the worst feelings in the world is having toilet water splash on your butt crack...It's not pleasant.....
I saw a pornstar that looks almost identical to my cousin's setpdaughter. Now I can't stop thinking about her (the cousn's sd). Fuck my life.
ladies. either you shave and keep up with it or dont shave at all. I think I speak for a lot of guys when I say the porcupine thing ain't working. rather not be poked with every thrust.
Yesterday I had a poop so big it wouldn't flush. I flushed twice and it just wouldn't go down. I probably could blame the low flow toilets, but that was honestly the King Kong of turds. One of those where my belly hurt so much before and instantly felt better. The janitor came in right after I left. I'm sorry Willy, I didn't know what to do. But I went back later and the out of order sign wasn't on the stall so it must've went down somehow. There were a couple of other girls who left the bathroom at the same time as me so hopefully he doesn't know which one of us left that surprise.
I've been so deprived from male attention/interaction that I've had these two mini crushes on my two male co-workers - and they're not even my "type". They're good people, just not anyone I would ever in my right mind actually, romantically like. I think my brain is clouding over with desperation. I need help.
I feel like relationships aren't my thing, i don't hate it but i hate this whole idea of being committed, not the part where you have to be loyal mind you, it actually takes nothing to be loyal but it takes a lot to have to talk to them every single day or meet up with them every single day or facetime or call or be with them every single day. I don't even do that to my best friends so how the hell am i supposed to do that in a relationship. It just sounds like a lot of work. Sometimes (most times) i like to be left alone so thinking about having a boyfriend is out of the question. Idk maybe it's just me, maybe i haven't found 'the one' yet, not going to lie and say im looking forward to it though, but i won't be mad if they could change my commitment issues.
l want to be tickled .
I made a deal with a female friend that if I took a photo of myself naked in the street, then I could see her nude in return. She agreed. I did my end of the deal and sent her the photo with full frontal. She just laughed and said "Oh my God" followed by "you're tiny". I reminded her about it occasionally for the next few months, and she kept saying that she was unhappy about her weight and brushing it off. Eventually, she sent me a photo of herself in her underwear. I told her that the deal was full nudity. Then she just went on a rant about slippery slopes and how I shouldn't be asking for nudes. Now I feel humiliated because she has a photo of me naked in public that she can access at any time and laugh at or even share... but the thought of that turns me on. I still hope that one day I can find a nude picture of her online, so I can make fun of her the way she did me. Apparently a video does exist, but I haven't been able to find it.