The funniest thing happened today. So my friend, Mr. Sharp, and I were chatting at work about people who look way younger than they are. So one girl in particular came up in the conversation, and he made some comment about how she had some Asian genes and that probably contributes to her youthful appearance. So I said "I don't really have any room to judge, I look way younger than I am too." And he says "Do you have a little Asian in you too?" I laughed and said no. And he said "What about Sharp? You got a little Sharp in you?" And I laughed again and said "Not that I know of." He gets this smirk and says "Would you like to?" I WAS WHEEZING haha it was so good. He admitted he took it from a movie, but damn it was fucking hilarious. We joke around with each other a lot so I'm not bothered by it. I do secretly have a crush on him though, so I'm embarrassed to say that I blushed when he said that. Ah it made my night haha I keep laughing about it.
People keep telling me I look like Billie Eilish. She's cool and all but I don't look THAT much like her. People are acting like we're twins. I respect her but I'm lowkey offended because I don't find her attractive.
well, this is embarrassing... one time I accidentally said d*ck instead of duck... =^=
2 years ago i was training for the basketball team and we went on a competition that was for young girls, so even if i just turned 16 i had to lie that i am 12 and NO ONE NOTICED so ig i have a baby face? Lmao
I've got a shameful confession, but first, I'll need to provide context... I keep a roll of toilet paper by my bed, mainly to use when I masturbate. If I'm going to sleep after I finish, I'll roll up what I used and leave it inside the tube until I think to take it to the garbage. Well, that happened the other night, and I left it there when I went off to work the next day... Next bit of context: My roommate got a new kitten recently. When I got back home, I saw pieces of toilet paper scattered throughout my bedroom. Torn, yes, but to my relief, they were clean, and I saw that the roll was a bit unravelled... What's unfortunate, is that my rolled up, cum soaked piece of toilet paper that I left inside the toilet paper tube was nowhere to be seen. That, and the cat vomit I found in the kitchen... What have I done?
When someone i hate tells me that i will never be good at something i get so frustrated, that if you would give me books right there i would actually study it untill i am not at last half as good as person i hate
In these day,I'm practicing drive a car in driving school. But I still can't drive it on road even I have the license because The road situation in my country same as jurassic park. I'm not sure if I drove car in main road, I can still alive ? So my mom and dad try to teach and I found ... They are going to make it's getting worst! Well, I decided ! STOP!!!! It should be enough in this day I would like my (future)husband to teach me drive a car! I can't fight this feeling anymore I'm so bored.
happy new years. now what
I held my phone in my left hand and poured my drink with my right. screwed the cap on the soda and then tried to drink my phone. 😂😂
Who are u the 2-3 people that always dislike?? Whyy are u a haters!? 😂 😂 😂