hi I lk to chill and hang
This morning my girl woke up naked. cause I wanted to have fun at night. in the morning she always walks outside and takes the plants out. I guess she was still sleepy she walked outside naked. she realized as soon as she stepped out. All I heard was a scream then I ran down stairs. she said what happened last night. I started laughing yeah I showered alone today. my girl she has the perfect body. small waist big booty and great tits and she always shaves her pussy. Seeing her naked walking around was a huge turn on.
I want to go to the bar for the first time and kiss any handsome guys, give my fake name, fake number, and just used them for kissing, but not sleep with them lol. and then just ditch them off and forget it like it never happened yeah.
Anime guys with hot abs and macho are hot but in reality, Man who has abs and macho are a big yuck to me. idk why? is it just me or? btw sorry boys. peace.
I'm not a pathological liar but it scares me sometimes how fast i can come up with realistic-legit-sounding bullshit on the spot like that when I'm being confronted
I hate having to use the bathroom (#2) when the living room is so close to the bathroom. sometimes I get loud gas and if I let it out all at once, I know everyone in the living room will hear it. so I tend to let it out little by little but it's hell cuz then I have to worry about multiple tiny gas noises. I rather just release my waste all at once but then it'll be very loud. sometimes I turn the music on to avoid them hearing though, but it still annoying
I was dreaming that I woke up and there's a zombie outbreak. And right when I woke up, the building is shaking for longer than usual. I knew it is an earthquake but I have to check outside the window just to make sure 🤣
I once did porn. really dirty bisexual stuff without protection. it was great. happy times
How common is it for guys in their twenties to finish all over their own chest when masturbating in bed, and then just "rolling over?" Two of my coworkers said they do that, and I'm baffled...
kinda wish I knew girls who would make fun of my "size" on snapchat