What I say: I'm going to the bathroom. What I mean: I'm gonna play Tetris for 45 minutes
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
I want to try anal but what if I end up shitting on his dick 🙄
Bro this girl is sooo annoying xD she asks me 'wyd' like every 5 seconds. She's relentless she never stops and there's no reason for her to stop cause i wanna hit it XD soooo baaaaad
I was just reminiscing about my childhood and thought back to the hot cheetos craze. When I was in 3rd grade the lime hot cheetos came out and literally everyone from my school had them. I didn’t like spicy stuff and they low key made me cry it hurt so bad but I ate them just to fit in. Well one day they made me sick and I threw up hot cheetos all over in the middle of class. It was so embarrassing I didn’t want to go back. All that torture just to fit in. It was just funning remember all the old times when I was a kid and how much i’ve changed. I used to love pickle and bbq sauce sandwiches. I don’t know why but I thought pickles and bbq sauce on rye was the greatest thing. Now I don’t even eat pickles at all. Anybody else have any crazy childhood foods?
i know every girl my"man" talks to online. should i tell him i know? or make him delete them from EVERYTHING. It's so embarrassing
I just lost $70 U.S currency at the Skagit Casino, laaaaame.
I know this is kinda weird, so I never admit it to people... but honestly a lot of the time, I prefer the taste of uncooked dough or batter more than the baked end result. Cake batter is better than cake. Pizza dough is better than baked crust. I don't know why I like it better, I just do? And it's not like I dislike it once it's baked, I just like it a little bit less. This results in me usually partially undercooking my baked goods, but no one's ever complained.
I guess my take on the classical " "Impossible task" i'd do for her" would be: "I'd slay gods, if that is what it takes to be with her". it's too strange and awkward to ever say, but, let that be clear, it is true.
Dick is like mcdonalds... you only want it when you’re desperate.