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I was in my professor's office to ask for a question about chemistry. In a civil conversation, he gave out a good analogy but came out very wrong ( I can't say the actual topic since it was chemistry specific...) but his analogy was talking about nails and twisting it in a metal hole and how it was about twisting and pushing and squeezing and etc. and putting nails in a wrong hole or something. His gestures came out wrong as well and he noticed it too.. I think That was the day before valentine's day which got even more awkward.. He laughed a bit but I pretend I'm innocent and didn't mind it but really in my mind I was laughing so hard! I was about to express my cracked up laughter. But it's kinda uncomfortable as well because he's a dude and I'm a girl and I'm actually kinda conservative and that was weird for me but it was funny.. Man that office help just switched from chemistry to sex. ed all of a sudden but now at least I won't forget it.

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It must have been that pink, these two days have been craving botta le labbra.

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I was trying to deep throat this guy but he has a bigger dick than I'm used to and I kinda threw up a little bit but swallowed it and kept going and idk if he realised or was super grossed out about it or not, luckily he just kinda make a joke about it but didn't make me stop or anything, I'm just really embarrassed that it happened

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  • Like the other person said, it happens. People aren't supposed to shove things down their throats, but we do it anyway because for some reason we like it. But in doing so we have to deal with the repercussions... like potential vomit. And lots of gagging.

  • That's just a possibility whenever someone gets a deep throat blowjob. If they complain about it get up and leave them with blue balls. They don't deserve that orgasm.

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One of the worst feelings in the world is having toilet water splash on your butt crack...It's not pleasant.....

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  • If it splashes your face you're probably not using the toilet correctly

  • if it hits your anus its called poseidons kiss

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I saw a pornstar that looks almost identical to my cousin's setpdaughter. Now I can't stop thinking about her (the cousn's sd). Fuck my life.

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ladies. either you shave and keep up with it or dont shave at all. I think I speak for a lot of guys when I say the porcupine thing ain't working. rather not be poked with every thrust.

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  • Good. Now you know how we feel too! Shave them balls everyday from now on ya hear? - Random person that has no effect on your life.

  • Nah m8 I prefer a good trim than a good shave or a full bush. Hit me with that porcupine thing, I like i.t

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Yesterday I had a poop so big it wouldn't flush. I flushed twice and it just wouldn't go down. I probably could blame the low flow toilets, but that was honestly the King Kong of turds. One of those where my belly hurt so much before and instantly felt better. The janitor came in right after I left. I'm sorry Willy, I didn't know what to do. But I went back later and the out of order sign wasn't on the stall so it must've went down somehow. There were a couple of other girls who left the bathroom at the same time as me so hopefully he doesn't know which one of us left that surprise.

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  • omg 😭 reminds me of the reddit thread about the poop knife. Long story short, everyone in this family shits bricks so they keep a rusty knife in the bathroom to cut the turds with. And the kid is confused when he goes to someone else's house and they don't have a poop knife. It's a hilarious thread.

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I've been so deprived from male attention/interaction that I've had these two mini crushes on my two male co-workers - and they're not even my "type". They're good people, just not anyone I would ever in my right mind actually, romantically like. I think my brain is clouding over with desperation. I need help.

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I feel like relationships aren't my thing, i don't hate it but i hate this whole idea of being committed, not the part where you have to be loyal mind you, it actually takes nothing to be loyal but it takes a lot to have to talk to them every single day or meet up with them every single day or facetime or call or be with them every single day. I don't even do that to my best friends so how the hell am i supposed to do that in a relationship. It just sounds like a lot of work. Sometimes (most times) i like to be left alone so thinking about having a boyfriend is out of the question. Idk maybe it's just me, maybe i haven't found 'the one' yet, not going to lie and say im looking forward to it though, but i won't be mad if they could change my commitment issues.

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  • I totally feel the same way! Relationships have always been scary for me, and I've never really understood how people don't get sick of each other. But I guess it's like another commenter said, we live with our families for a while and still have a life of our own, which means that doesn't have to change in a relationship. I just know I can't see it that way naturally cause I've never actually experienced a legit relationship.

  • Time will come, or not. I've been disgusted with idea myself because I just wanted to be free and go and stand wherever I want to without any restrictions. It's only once I found someone equally non demanding I wanted to give it a try again. Took a while but its worth ut if you find someone who equally dislikes being restricted in any way.

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l want to be tickled .

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  • I can do that for you.

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