I called a bill collector at Commonwealth financial services I told the lady to take off her clothes and let's take a shower burst out laughing at her on the phone
I got six fucked up call's today
I wonder if some people think, after they pass gas, there is no way I ate the smell that just came out of me. 🙄
One of my favorite movies, when I was younger, was Splash, with Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah. I wanted to be a mermaid and hoped that if I stayed in the bathtub long enough, my legs would turn into a fin. Of course it never happened. That fantasy only lasted for a week, when I was 7 years old.
I noticed that black cats run in front of moving cars the most, when it's dark. At least that is my experience. I guess they feel that nobody can see them at night. If they do, they must be aware that they are black cats. 🤔
I got another funny call from New Jersey this evening
I called a bill collector today and I told her that I had a can of whipped cream and I wanted to put it all over her body and then I told her to take off her clothes
I received a messed up call from Anchorage,Alaska 907-341-2865 I called the number back and it wasn't in service
Over the last 3 months I have seen my best friends brother naked 11 times and 2 weeks ago watched him masturbate. He didn't know I was there that day and was laying on the sofa naked and playing with himself.
The lady that asked me for fifty dollars I told her to send me a picture of her naked so after I got the picture I blocked her on Facebook I love to fuck with people who fuck with me