hrngh. colonel, im trying to sneak around; but im dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.
had to act like a complete jackass to get my ex to leave me alone. long story short she blocked me and I'm happy and content now. not proud of how I had to act but what's done is done.
Women who can get laid, but can't find a man who wants to commit are the female version of incels. The reason no one want stop be stuck with either is because they are two cheeks of the same ass.
Maybe I can find answers here. My Gf likes to be spanked hard, but I just fail to understand why anyone would like that...Yeah, sure, shock-like stimulation of an erogenous zone is bound to feel somewhat good if done correctly, but, I mean, what's the appeal of this on a psychological level...? My thesis, do not get me wrong here, is that most women like to be dominated in bed (The sales of the 50 Shades of Gray-Books seem to proof that), accompanied by the fact that it is some kind of affirmation that the one indeed is attracted to the partner...but I still don't get it...I am overthinking, aren't I?
I like donuts. Homer Simpson and I would have a donut club, or at least our own donut shop. 😊 (In the land of make believe)
I dont remember the last time a felt legit 'nervousness'...I think i skip that and jump straight to anxiety D:
Girls are frustrating xd
What do you call in English women that are both sleazy and trashy, usually a bit fat or very skinny? They are sexually alluring somehow. In my country we called them pigs, female pigs to be exact. Only that in my native language it's just one word.
This bitch really thinks she's better than me lol H-O-E i can ride that Hoverboard with my A-S-S...You get on my level xd
Went down the road to a fancy dress party. I was Woody from Toy Story as a gay looking cowboy hat and some jeans are easily accessible at the last minute. Anyway I hooked up and fucked a ghost. At least I thought she was a ghost. Turns out it was just one of the muslim hoe's from next door. Oh well. Least she didn't blow me. Up.