I don't feel good, I think I have Modelo Pocks!
l let my mistress pee on me in the shower. She liked it and I got so turned on, I licked her vagina as she finished. We teased each other about it several times the last few days. That was even more fun.
Sorry, but I need to let my anger out for just a second....I hate the ok boomer joke. I'm not a boomer, I'm only 19, the fuck!? Why does every SJW wh*te boy (sorry for being racist) I meet thinks I'm a wh*te middle aged man!? Seriously, what's up with these retarded ass generation jokes!? I'm soo done with this world! And Jacob, the only Jacob I know, wherever your ass is at...FUCK YOU!! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A HORSE'S DICK YOU HORNY-ASS TROLL OF A TEENAGER!!!
I feel like a rabbit and everyone around me is a fox. Well, screw that! No fox is getting me tonight! Hoppity hop hop!
has anyone ever witnessed + heard people fuck and youre on the car with them while youre being single as fuck and have to experienced that wtf
I got up and look at the table in my kitchen didnt have a little lip balm on it . I go to get something I look and it is on the middle of the table
my gf called me daddy. I'm so nervous and happy. I've never had anything like this before.
I see my little brothers more as my kids.
I used to had this superstitious belief that if I were to write name before I start a test, I get bad luck and I should write it after I'm done. I also had another one where if I were to tell my brother the "good news" about something, the situation gets turned around into something really bad. This is totally random and stupid that no ones knows about, so I guess I'll share it here.
I wanna have kids. Also, I'm a male. Yes, I want to be a dad already. I'm too young tho.