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I was just reminiscing about my childhood and thought back to the hot cheetos craze. When I was in 3rd grade the lime hot cheetos came out and literally everyone from my school had them. I didn’t like spicy stuff and they low key made me cry it hurt so bad but I ate them just to fit in. Well one day they made me sick and I threw up hot cheetos all over in the middle of class. It was so embarrassing I didn’t want to go back. All that torture just to fit in. It was just funning remember all the old times when I was a kid and how much i’ve changed. I used to love pickle and bbq sauce sandwiches. I don’t know why but I thought pickles and bbq sauce on rye was the greatest thing. Now I don’t even eat pickles at all. Anybody else have any crazy childhood foods?
Heinz green ketchup
Whenever I ate ravioli, I HAD to pick apart every single piece and eat the flat side, then the filling, then the other side. idk why I felt the need to do that.
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i know every girl my"man" talks to online. should i tell him i know? or make him delete them from EVERYTHING. It's so embarrassing
I know this is kinda weird, so I never admit it to people... but honestly a lot of the time, I prefer the taste of uncooked dough or batter more than the baked end result. Cake batter is better than cake. Pizza dough is better than baked crust. I don't know why I like it better, I just do? And it's not like I dislike it once it's baked, I just like it a little bit less. This results in me usually partially undercooking my baked goods, but no one's ever complained.
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Most people love cookie dough or cake batter, I've never heard of anyone not loving it (there surely are people, it's just not common). I've never heard of someone liking pizza dough more than pizza, though.
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I guess my take on the classical " "Impossible task" i'd do for her" would be: "I'd slay gods, if that is what it takes to be with her". it's too strange and awkward to ever say, but, let that be clear, it is true.
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Here’s an impossible task: eat healthy, exercise and maintain a <10% BMI. Graduate and get into a good career with benefits. Save your money. Once you become a decent guy with real financial stability you’ll have to beat the pussy back with a stick.
Wow..that's kind of beautiful huh?
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Dick is like mcdonalds... you only want it when you’re desperate.
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Actually... I really... like dick. Pussy is great too tbh
Untrue. D I c k is good...its the man behind it I want to be better. Anyone can have a swinging di.c.k. whoopeedoo. Tired of those who only think with it. I need more than just that...but no one cares about me the person..just my twat.
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I want to go on the tv show big brother.My strategy would be to sleep with all the strong guys in the house. None of them will put me up and none of them will vote me out. They won’t see me as a threat and I could win a comp if I was desperate enough. Yeah it looks bad but for 500k why not. I have sex for free anyways why not get something out of it.
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um until it's just you and all the strong guys you slept with in the house, then YOU'RE out. people aren't that stupid. plus how helpful would u be with any of the challenges at that point? not very.
No offense but I hate that show lmao. But hey good luck my dude! Win that cash!
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I have an A-line bob cut and when I put it in a ponytail it looks like the tail of a swallow.
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Sounds like it's got potential! Make a nice style out of that!
I have a grown out A-line (down past my shoulders now) and yeah they can look a little funky in certain styles. Just have to fiddle with it a bit and twist some things around. Unless you like the swallow look in which case keep on rockin it.
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I collect ducks from the cran machines at Denny's restaurant. I have 8 on my dash board of my car. I have a elephant duck, giraffe duck, rooster duck, robot duck, surf board duck, and this really fucked up/wasted looking one. lmao I can't stop getting them. I secretly slip them into my friends bags when they're not looking.
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I also write funny things on the bottom of the ducks lmao, the rooster one I wrote, "suck my cock" ahahah I'm female btw, just thought it totally went with it.
I collect rubber ducks too!!!
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When I was a junior in high school, (2010) I made a birthday cake for my math teacher (64years old) and my whole math class. I put a fat brick of weed butter in the cake mix. I never told any of them. They loved the cake though, it got devoured.
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Okay I know a lot of people will find this funny and will tell me I'm a pussy for not being able to take a joke, but putting something in someone's food is one of the pranks that go too far. I've heard of people literally having to go to the hospital, people losing their jobs or license (can't remember which) because of drug tests, just because someone thought it was funny to give them weed brownies or regular milk instead of soy and so on. And even if it doesn't have bad consequences, it's still not okay to make a person consume something they don't want (also the same as making a vegan eat meat by telling them it's tofu). I just think it's not okay.
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