Why is it that every girl I know named Beka or Becca are guilty temptations? One of them is my basically asexual cousin, another I just found out is underaged (she has a 3 year old kid, how could I have known), and another is my brother's new fuck friend.

my fake friend kept touching my face so I punched her in the face

First time to used this app

I told a female bill collector to take off her clothes and give me a lapdance

I got three more fucked up call's today from scam likely

so I'm fucking a friend from work. we got to her place really late yesterday night. we enjoyed the night. while I was eating her pussy I noticed a photo on her dresser. asked her who is the guy in the photo she said my brother but it was her boyfriend. so in the morning we woke up both naked in bed. I woke up first an started taking photo of us. she woke up an i kissed her an told her we should do this again. she smiled an said yes then she said what time is it. i told her then she pushed me out of bed. an said get dressed an leave. I was shocked so I said let me slide it in one more time while we were walking down stairs I was still naked. an yes that was a lie as soon as I stuck it in her i kept fucking her then the guy in the photo walked in. he pushed me off her i was so confused I thought she was underage. which would've been cool with me. but no it was her boyfriend about to be fiance. I got dressed in front of him. an we both questioned her. he boyfriend got mad i just told her you should've told me. so we could've been more sneaky. I went over gave her a kiss an left.

FML!! My credit card got maxed. I was being charged for monthly adult site subscriptions because I forgot to cancel after the trial period. Fuck!!

I don't have a problem with you trying to bang a bunch of nasty std spreading milfs i have a problem with once again being lied to and told a bunch of BS to what make yourself feel better? go get yours just stop plying me for stupid. shit at least I never paid to get cock unlike your subscription to sausageintheback. how does it feel knowing you're paing $60 or so to beg for what I get thrown at me freely by dudes and milfs smart enough to appreciate my skills?

I called a female bill collector and I told her that I wanted to make love to her all night long

I got three fucked up call's today from scam likely so I called a bill collector and a lady answered the phone and I asked her did she wanted to come over to my house and taste my oscar Mayer wiener