I'm ridiculously amused by people spelling "fuck" as "fug"
The bad thing about having the face I have: I need tons of make up to not get stared at and not feel ugly as hell. The good thing about it: if I want a day off, I just go to work without make up and my boss sends me back home for some days and even praises me for my strong attitude of still wanting to work while I'm so "ill".
My eyebrows are positioned quite low and instead of being straight or arching upwards, they kind of bend downwards. When I have a relaxed face, it makes me look really manly and ugly (I'm a girl, so "manly" is not the look I'm going for). At least I think so. So I made it a habit to always pull up my eyebrows a bit. Not so much that I look surprised, but just enough to make it look as if they're naturally high. I sometimes get sore face muscles from it.
谁说中文？我没看了中国人在这个app。我是美国人和我上中文课在我的学校。我只要知道如果我可以post中文。confester team，这好不好？可以吗？ Translation: who speaks Chinese? I haven’t seen any Chinese people on this app. I’m American and I take Chinese classes at my school. I only want to know if I can post Chinese lol. Confesster team, is this ok? May I? I have really limited vocabulary Lmao
i only eat 5 days a week. The last meal i consume is Friday, 12o clock. i dont know why i developed this habit, i realised like two weeks ago that i have been doing this for two or three months. kinda weird.
I procrastinate, when it comes to removing hair from my nether region. When I do get around to it, my underwear fits so much better.
I'm 23 and I still sleep with a night light.
4chan is the reason why I will never send nudes.
I may be the only person that likes those, but I love these obscure Hoodies that vaguely imitate the look of a greatcoat or a "(German) Uniform from the first half of the 20th century" or similar. It's the perfect look for a pseudointellectual armchair historian and I objectively look "good" in those.
Today at work I was looking over some applications for trainee positions, and when I read that the first applicant was born in 2002, I thought what the hell, why is a 5 year old applying for a job? Then I realized. I'm old now.