I got three fucked up calls today and I told the lady on the phone to get naked

the thing about being a cheating boyfriend is that when you feel like on of your girls is giving up on you, you have the other one.

I have two online relationships with two goth girls. one lives in vegas with me about 2 miles away. and the other is in ohio. My mom only knows about the ohio one. If she finds out I'm cheating on my original gf, she'll end me. I'm scared.

My apartment and my next door neighbor share a backyard patio area so I have coffee with Gina every morning at her picnic table, since this virus has kept me confined. She lives with her boyfriend and not everyday so far for the last 37 days but most mornings I end up seeing him naked. The funny part is that she knows I do and only smiles about it telling me he just don't bother getting dressed everyday. I don't especially mind seeing this guy nude but believe he enjoys me seeing him and believe it arouses him knowing I do. I have told Gina a few times that I've seen him with an erection and all she says is that he is just a horney guy. I don't have a boyfriend at the present time so its kind of cool seeing him in the mornings. He cute first of all but also has a nice body. I don't discourage him exposing himself and always sit at the table facing their sliding glass door. By now I guess he knows I am not offended by it.

what are some ways not to look ugly faced when I cry?

was talking to a sub guy for a while and just received 50 from him for being his online mistress ahahha thanks for the money bitch 😳

So my friend cheated on her bf and lost her virginity to someone they knew. And i sorta told him in a game that she wasn't a virgin and a couple years later he tried to message me in wanna taste kind of way and I was going to get with him on the low but he told her what was up and was trying to get back with her and mess with me. We got in a fight and i didn't even do anything to her and most of the school was on my side. She. told on some of my friends for having the vid and tried to get the expelled.

Sometimes I wish I could combine my boyfriend and his brother into one person so I could have my boyfriend's personality with his brother's looks. I love my man and I do find him attractive, but his brother is smoking hot and I can't help but swoon sometimes even though I have no desire to be with him at all. I'm definitely dating the right one, my boyfriend is the perfect partner for me.

When I was a kid, I thought that all of the vents and air ducts in my house were connected to all the vents of the other houses on the street, just like the sewer. So I spent hours talking into the vent in my bedroom, hoping one of the kids in the other houses would hear me and answer. One day, I got an answer. I heard someone say "Hello?" and giggle. So I excitedly ran to tell my mom about it, and then she said "Was that you talking in the vents?" and explained to me how vents work and that she had answered me. Needless to say, I was pretty bummed out haha but I'm glad she told me.

As a kid, I hated all the music that was "popular" on the radio. All the songs the other kids loved, I despised. I just didn't understand why everyone liked them so much. I wasn't into that kind of music. Now, 20 years later... I confess that I do like it. I've been listening to a "2000s Jams" playlist on Spotify for weeks, and I just can't get enough. What the hell was I thinking?