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I'm ridiculously amused by people spelling "fuck" as "fug"

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The bad thing about having the face I have: I need tons of make up to not get stared at and not feel ugly as hell. The good thing about it: if I want a day off, I just go to work without make up and my boss sends me back home for some days and even praises me for my strong attitude of still wanting to work while I'm so "ill".

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My eyebrows are positioned quite low and instead of being straight or arching upwards, they kind of bend downwards. When I have a relaxed face, it makes me look really manly and ugly (I'm a girl, so "manly" is not the look I'm going for). At least I think so. So I made it a habit to always pull up my eyebrows a bit. Not so much that I look surprised, but just enough to make it look as if they're naturally high. I sometimes get sore face muscles from it.

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  • You could try getting them microbladed into a shape that you’d prefer.

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谁说中文?我没看了中国人在这个app。我是美国人和我上中文课在我的学校。我只要知道如果我可以post中文。confester team,这好不好?可以吗? Translation: who speaks Chinese? I haven’t seen any Chinese people on this app. I’m American and I take Chinese classes at my school. I only want to know if I can post Chinese lol. Confesster team, is this ok? May I? I have really limited vocabulary Lmao

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  • im learning chinese too, but man, you seem way more advanced than me. all i can do right now is call someones mom a fucking dog. not really helpful. 操我的生活

  • I think it's awesome that you're learning this language, I feel like it's one of the hardest ones you can learn, especially with the signs.

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i only eat 5 days a week. The last meal i consume is Friday, 12o clock. i dont know why i developed this habit, i realised like two weeks ago that i have been doing this for two or three months. kinda weird.

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  • That's really bad for you

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I procrastinate, when it comes to removing hair from my nether region. When I do get around to it, my underwear fits so much better.

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  • Why is your underwear so tight that pubic hair affects the way it fits? My underwear fits the same whether I have a full bush or bare skin. It's not healthy for clothes to be that tight down there, your junk needs to breathe

  • Same... until it starts to grow back and my lace underwear turns into microscopic hands snatching and pulling each and every stubble

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I'm 23 and I still sleep with a night light.

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  • There's nothing wrong with that. I do that too. Just for me because I sleep in a bunk bed and I'm afraid of falling down just because there's no light

  • I have battery candles on a timer!

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4chan is the reason why I will never send nudes.

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I may be the only person that likes those, but I love these obscure Hoodies that vaguely imitate the look of a greatcoat or a "(German) Uniform from the first half of the 20th century" or similar. It's the perfect look for a pseudointellectual armchair historian and I objectively look "good" in those.

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  • Why are you all so offended by his clothing choice, it's not like he said he loves to wear a devil's costume to church? Honestly asking

  • Am I the only one who has no idea what he means :/

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Today at work I was looking over some applications for trainee positions, and when I read that the first applicant was born in 2002, I thought what the hell, why is a 5 year old applying for a job? Then I realized. I'm old now.

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