I still unable to sleep. Some parts of me missing, amd I can't operate normally.
Anyone here farts a lot? One of the many reasons why I don't date is because I fart quite a lot... Who would want a woman like that? LOL
the saddest thing i ever had to whitness is guys trying to make their voice sound deep. everybody got a gift from god, but a deep voice sure aint yours. apart from that; did you know that you hear your own voice deeper than others, because you dont hear it through air vibrations, but skull vibrations?
just cooked the nastiest pair of shrooms an now my whole home smells like a damned christmas streetmarket
A couple weeks ago I did group work with two French exchange students in a literary analysis lesson. A few times, when we finished with an assignment and waited for the professor to give us a new one, they would speak French to each other. Now, those two don't know this, but I've studied French in before, and though I wouldn't attempt speaking it anymore, I can still understand some words and structures... and swears. I had to try my best to keep a straight face because one of them kept cussing for no apparent reason even though she spoke English with a rather polite tone. "Putain this", "putain that", it was really hard not to crack up.
I have realized I dont not like toddlers after I had a child and now I'm not looking forward to my son being 3..
This christmas I'm gonna spend all my money on really old space-and/or-underwater lego stuff because when I was a kid, these old late 80's/early-to-mid 90's legos always were like...ancient legends - I knew they existed, but it was impossible to get them. - Now, due to ebay, and the fact that many people my age sell their lego stuff, it's easy and cheap to get all the cool shit I always wanted to own as a kid, rare minifigure-parts I wish I've had ten years ago, parts that are not produced anymore etc. The funny thing is, I'm 18 years old and have a working social life - Who will drag me to court?
God damn my pussy is wet.
Confesster has become part of my everyday routine. I always scroll through it before bed
MIy wife is 20 weeks pregnant with a baby boy. When we backtraced the moment of conception, it turned out to be horny sex we'd had in a pool dressing cabin.