When I was a kid, I thought that all of the vents and air ducts in my house were connected to all the vents of the other houses on the street, just like the sewer. So I spent hours talking into the vent in my bedroom, hoping one of the kids in the other houses would hear me and answer. One day, I got an answer. I heard someone say "Hello?" and giggle. So I excitedly ran to tell my mom about it, and then she said "Was that you talking in the vents?" and explained to me how vents work and that she had answered me. Needless to say, I was pretty bummed out haha but I'm glad she told me.
As a kid, I hated all the music that was "popular" on the radio. All the songs the other kids loved, I despised. I just didn't understand why everyone liked them so much. I wasn't into that kind of music. Now, 20 years later... I confess that I do like it. I've been listening to a "2000s Jams" playlist on Spotify for weeks, and I just can't get enough. What the hell was I thinking?
I was thinking about loving myself pr self love and notice so many you inside of me, I just don't know to be happy or not because I probably will still end up love you more than me.
Quarantine is a time you realize white women have 3 personalities that they cycle trough : drinking wine, painting a wall and yoga.
earlier today I was at target getting a new gaming headset. when I saw this short light skinned girl. she was so sexy her booty was so perfect she was skinny an fit. I was undressing her with my eyes. I knew i had to take her home with me. so I approached her an started complementing her. then I told her that her booty looks so yummy. when she giggled I knew I had her. so I sweet talked her into coming home with me. I ate her pussy for 30 mins an fucked her an hour. it was amazing she told me to grab her phone from her purse. an I saw the one thing I didn't want to see. she could've been married I would've been fine with it. but I saw her high school ID she was a 9th grader. i asked her she got so scared an I told her you should've said something. I was sitting naked still holding her. kinda got turned on about it.
First of all, I guess my confession is that I just started playing Minecraft a few months ago. I know it's been out for years, and I even had the Pocket Edition on my phone for the longest time, but barely played it and only just now found out how much I like Java Edition. But the main point of my confession is that I have to admit I've been playing vanilla the entire time. I've been scared to try mods because I don't want to A. Get viruses, or B. Destroy my old ass computer by running too much at once. But today I finally got curious enough to install a few mods... and now I can change the color of my dogs, name them without nametags, and teach them useful tricks. And it's kinda great :)
I don't feel good, I think I have Modelo Pocks!
l let my mistress pee on me in the shower. She liked it and I got so turned on, I licked her vagina as she finished. We teased each other about it several times the last few days. That was even more fun.
Sorry, but I need to let my anger out for just a second....I hate the ok boomer joke. I'm not a boomer, I'm only 19, the fuck!? Why does every SJW wh*te boy (sorry for being racist) I meet thinks I'm a wh*te middle aged man!? Seriously, what's up with these retarded ass generation jokes!? I'm soo done with this world! And Jacob, the only Jacob I know, wherever your ass is at...FUCK YOU!! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A HORSE'S DICK YOU HORNY-ASS TROLL OF A TEENAGER!!!
I feel like a rabbit and everyone around me is a fox. Well, screw that! No fox is getting me tonight! Hoppity hop hop!