ko ingat ko hensem???
all guys who are hot have uncommon name. Mikhail, Dacre, Pietro, Twan. hmmm. Is that the secret?
I had sex for the first time and I get it now why my friends call it organic MMDA
Ahh so I see Starbucks has finally gone full retard. No real surprise, seen it coming way back. Honestly how did we get here? Is it not fair that if I pay the costs of having a business and you wish to enter said business and drop a monster turd or piss all over my toilet seat, that I expect you to make a small purchase in return? Would that not be a fair trade? And I don't give two fucks what color you are that had nothing to do with it.
My teacher showed up high to class
maju lu sini anjing!!!!!
Malu lu sini anjing!!!
My mum has no idea i sneak out all the time to go have sex with my boyfriend. She thinks im going to the store
My co worker said the most derogatory thing that I never thought would come out her mouth. She said "Bruce Jenner has all the $ in the world so he does the gender change." I responded. " First of all its Caitlyn. If you don't accept someone it's ok you don't have to agree because it doesn't apply to you. but you can respect." It's like I really feel bad that I have to teach her that when she's almost 60 years old 😂.....I'm not even transgender, a Christian Etc but I still respect that those things exist! You got to be that dumb huh?
I saw someone on Facebook share a post saying "This year Cinco de Mayo falls on taco Tuesday. This is what we've been training for". Guys. Cinco de Mayo (May 5th) is on Saturday. Read a calendar. If you want to observe it on Tuesday just so you can have extra tacos, go ahead. Or call it Salsa Saturday. Sangria Saturday.