I've always wondered what will happen if you put a sociopath in a room full of other sociopaths
how old are u guys? im 18
Ok lmao so my friend doesn't know lot about zodiac and i am always laughing when he acts like perfect capricorn and he has no idea why I'm loughing lmao
So I posted before about getting my period when it was my boyfriend's birthday, and being kinda sad I couldn't bang him. Update on the situation: I'M GONNA BE ON MY PERIOD FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, TOO. Fuck man, can't a chick catch a break? I just want to make love with my partner on special days lol.
i feel like its a trend to be lesbian nowadays. no disrespect to the ones who are actually lesbians, i'm talking about the ones who makes out with other girls on Instagram to get clout or some shit. Like it just looks stupid
The funniest thing happened today. So my friend, Mr. Sharp, and I were chatting at work about people who look way younger than they are. So one girl in particular came up in the conversation, and he made some comment about how she had some Asian genes and that probably contributes to her youthful appearance. So I said "I don't really have any room to judge, I look way younger than I am too." And he says "Do you have a little Asian in you too?" I laughed and said no. And he said "What about Sharp? You got a little Sharp in you?" And I laughed again and said "Not that I know of." He gets this smirk and says "Would you like to?" I WAS WHEEZING haha it was so good. He admitted he took it from a movie, but damn it was fucking hilarious. We joke around with each other a lot so I'm not bothered by it. I do secretly have a crush on him though, so I'm embarrassed to say that I blushed when he said that. Ah it made my night haha I keep laughing about it.
People keep telling me I look like Billie Eilish. She's cool and all but I don't look THAT much like her. People are acting like we're twins. I respect her but I'm lowkey offended because I don't find her attractive.
well, this is embarrassing... one time I accidentally said d*ck instead of duck... =^=
2 years ago i was training for the basketball team and we went on a competition that was for young girls, so even if i just turned 16 i had to lie that i am 12 and NO ONE NOTICED so ig i have a baby face? Lmao
I've got a shameful confession, but first, I'll need to provide context... I keep a roll of toilet paper by my bed, mainly to use when I masturbate. If I'm going to sleep after I finish, I'll roll up what I used and leave it inside the tube until I think to take it to the garbage. Well, that happened the other night, and I left it there when I went off to work the next day... Next bit of context: My roommate got a new kitten recently. When I got back home, I saw pieces of toilet paper scattered throughout my bedroom. Torn, yes, but to my relief, they were clean, and I saw that the roll was a bit unravelled... What's unfortunate, is that my rolled up, cum soaked piece of toilet paper that I left inside the toilet paper tube was nowhere to be seen. That, and the cat vomit I found in the kitchen... What have I done?