I always told my boyfriend that if we did not work out, I would marry for money. Well, we didn't work out.
When members of my family would be particularly nasty to me as a child, I would steal random boxes from them, take the boxes into the shower, poop in them, and put them right back.
I had probably the best fart crescendo in my life and no one else heard it. What a shame. It didn't really stink but it sounded almost musical.
I like f**k with a full bladder so after I n*t i get double the relief C;
I'm a scientist, a lawyer, an engineer, a doctor, and I'm also a motherf****r xD
It was a white man who invented a machine that could pick cotton yet these niggers still complaining... Smh
I think do rule this World...The other day I was outside chilling and it started to raining out of nowhere...I looked up at the sky and told it to stop and it did...Coincidence I think NOT!!!
Don't mess with me i know how to wipe out all life on this planet...Jk.....
:) i have a job interwiev monday
I have a friend that graduated from a college abbreviated as STI. Sometimes my wildest thoughts came to make me think that my friend must be graduate of STI majoring in sex.ed.