I have a pimple on my chest and it looks like a third nipple 🤧😭
I found the fountain of youth inside redhead pussy.
I got a pimple on the corner of my nose which is really hurting badly
I believe in Karma since 10th Grade. I was one of those Bimbo bitches who's whole personality was about my Big Boobs and makeup. I was very popular and one Day i talked to a boy who was in 6-7th Grade who told me he was rich and flew to holidays every 2 weeks, but the clue is, he wasnt popular at all, he doesnt looked good and was younger than me (I was 17 at the time and he was 14). I thought that was my Chance and i started going out with him and eventully became his girlfriend. I wanted him to buy me stuff and take me out to nice dinners but the first times he always said that he dont have time now because of exams or he had to wait till his Parents get back. We always drove to my place and fucked like 3-5 Times a Day, yes a Day. After about 2 Months i realised he wasnt rich at all and only played with me so he could fuck me and state that one of the most beautiful girl of the School is in a relationship with him. That was the Day i realised Karma exist.
There's this guy that I've told to go fuck himself and almost beat him cause he snapped at me. The fuck I care if he had cancer? He acts like an asshole to everyone. And when one of my exes was getting back at me when she was sleeping with other guys he sided with her but she didn't never even had sex with him. Lmfao what a loser! Now he has no friends cause he pissed off a ton of people. Serves him right.
The moment when you’re being nice to some Indian guy on a site that’s designed to improve English and now he’s acting like you owe him a relationship. What a loser he is, can’t even get a girl in real life.
I'm not sure when, but my dick grew an inch? I used to be 5 inches and now i'm 6. I mean, it's still pretty small, but my head's even bigger? Thx penis gods, I guess?
I enjoyed having sex with my ex girlfriend. she was very skinny flat chested. she did have for kids but I over looked that. when she took nude selfies she looked like she was 14. I enjoyed being with her kissingv her an rubbing her pussy in public looked so wrong. when I took her clothes shopping she would but clothes for kids or teens. she was short an skinny.
Did i really get fucked by a 16 year old because i thought he was 19? Yes. Did i fall for his fuckboy number? Also yes. Do I want to die right now? Definitely.
We can get tricked into thinking that there is a way to achieve utopia, the reality is, there is millions of ways to achieve the utopia, all of the utopians in history make the same point : '' for it to work, all it takes is for everyone to agree with it'', and that's just stupid, naive, and clueless. religions are like this, political ideologies are like this, and people are sucked into wasting their lives droning in favour of their religion cult or ideology , thinking they are smarter than everyone else, when the reality is everyone is thinking the same thing , ''if only everyone agreed with me, then it would be perfect'' . and that's why it will never happen, no one wants to live in the dreams and fantasies of another person, everyone has their own, so to every utopian teenager and college fool reading this, no, you're not the messiah of the new utopia and the perfect world, you're just a narcissistic ego-maniac retard.