This bitch really thinks she's better than me lol H-O-E i can ride that Hoverboard with my A-S-S...You get on my level xd
Went down the road to a fancy dress party. I was Woody from Toy Story as a gay looking cowboy hat and some jeans are easily accessible at the last minute. Anyway I hooked up and fucked a ghost. At least I thought she was a ghost. Turns out it was just one of the muslim hoe's from next door. Oh well. Least she didn't blow me. Up.
So....I quit my job :D
For years i suffered because of dandruff...But now thanks to Nizoral...It's only a minor inconvenience :D
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating so much. So far... not off to a good start, considering I put off even starting until the second week of January LOL. But I'll keep working at it. Hopefully by the end of the year I'll be done with procrastinating for good :)
Turns out i got the cooties bro, I'm getting a shot...In the buttocks...😮🔫...This is what i get for fucking around with Aphrodite the goddess of Puteria gave me aids...
I don't understand why some want to hold their excretion in their azzyhole, I mean it will rot inside your body and in the long run may endangered you with colon cancer. Let it go, let it become helpful microorganisms.
Now before you do me dirty, just ask yourself...Would you do Shawn Mendes like dis?
Whatever she can't take the d**k anyways 😟😂😅
I am trying to eat less food because of my frequent fluid bowel movements. It's becoming tirong to keep saying no when my family members keep on asking me eat more.