I want to get tickled on my tumm.
Co worker- "You have lotion in your hair" it's cum.......lol my bf shot up at my hair this morning... 😂
Remember that unsettling picture of the "Russian sleep experiment"?...that fucking thing gave me nightmares...found out it's a piece of helloween decor photographed from a strange...god, do i feel dumb now...
I just woke up from a dream where I was a guy and I was jerking off. It was so vivid and realistic that when I woke up, I panicked because I couldn't find my dick lmao. Just thought I'd share this here cause I find it funny but I'm too embarrassed to tell my friends, cause honestly I really enjoyed that dream and I'm a bit sad I woke up so soon.
I piss in sinks. Just to be an asshole. Doesn’t matter if I’m at work, at a restaurant, or at someone’s house; If the bathroom door locks the sink is getting pissed in.
Some people are not very good at making decisions and i think thats kinda funny. The solution would be so simple, but its like something in their mind tells them to do something completely irrational. And this goes for so many things. Dating, the job, life in general.
I think my farts woke up my boyfriend. Whoops.
People actually describe me as 'kinda wierd' and I'm really introverted, but, somehow, I'm used to be the "host" of partys and have alot of experience with that.
I should start to read a book again but I just can't bring myself to finish one chapter.
Im 20 and its crazy to think that being 15 was just 5 years ago. That time where I was still irritating and pain the head to my mom. Now she said Im peace of her mind.. lol time pass by fast..