This girl has been in my life for so long lately we've been estranged but I had dream a few weeks ago that was kinda funny I was outside in my front yard and this chick just crash lands in my yard and gets up like it was nothing, I woke up lmaoing
When I was a kid so many girls would fall in love with my eyes like a bunch of school girls even full grown wemon. to this day I can tell it's the same but they don't get all weird sure glad something changed I was told like three times before 5th grade my eyes were so beautiful they wanted to gauge them out.
I been juggling two girls and now im fucked up. The girl i liked the most told me she had a boyfriend so i started paying attention and getting close with this other girl but yesterday the girl I originally liked told me she was talking with another guy but nothing was official and she was starting to get feelings for me. I want to persue the original girl i wanted but 1) im afraid she’s flip floppy and 2) I don’t want to hurt the 2nd girls feeling. I didn’t say anything was official but i was flirting with her a lot and even told her i was feeling her. I don’t know if i should go for the girl i wanted that didn’t want me but now does or the girl that wanted me that i was okay with
I had a naughty dream about my best friends boyfriend. I want to tell her but im scared she’ll tell him about it and make things weird. I know whe wont be mad or upset by it because we’ve been friends a really long time and have both had dreams with each others family members or boyfriends before.
i thought it was funny that my ex-girlfriend parents forced my ex-girlfriend to name her son (not my son) after me because she cheated on me and actually told everyone that i cheated on her
I was going to put my Redbox movie back. I workout at home. I still have on my workout clothes. There is a handsome guy outside, that works there, taking a smoke break. I have on workout pants that show the calves and lower. I wear pants all the time, so I don't shave my legs. I refuse to get out of the car. I'll come back later. My legs look so unruly. Lol....Oh...wait...he just went back in the store. Thank goodness.
I always told my boyfriend that if we did not work out, I would marry for money. Well, we didn't work out.
When members of my family would be particularly nasty to me as a child, I would steal random boxes from them, take the boxes into the shower, poop in them, and put them right back.
I had probably the best fart crescendo in my life and no one else heard it. What a shame. It didn't really stink but it sounded almost musical.
I like f**k with a full bladder so after I n*t i get double the relief C;