Ok so tonight I went out to the bars, and I encountered a guy I went to school with (he was working security) but he didn't know who I was because I'm about 3 years younger and he was popular and I wasn't. I was just being cool considering the fact that I was drinking and all, and I was also there with my man and our friend. I was waiting on line to use the bathroom when not 30 seconds pass by when this shit fucker puts a girl before me!!! I'm tipsy and in a fairly pleasant mood so he's lucky I didn't bash his fucking head on the floor. I tell the girl that I really have to use the bathroom and thank goodness she was so cool and was all like "yeah you can go, I don't know why he put me before you" ... Yeah cuz he's a pathetic shit who probably doesn't get pussy as much anymore so of course he tryna get brownie points and be all cool and show his power by putting someone before people who obviously really have to pee. Like that's some fucked up shit. It's one thing to do it while you're waiting to get into a club, but the bathroom???? When people are pissing their pants?? We're not waiting on line to see how cute we look , some of us legitamely have to pee so bad. And what's worse is that I just told you I went to school with you. If I'm some busted ass chick and the girl you put ahead of me was some model bitch , I mean id get it cuz you're a man and all, but like that wasn't even the case. I'm so glad I hated the guys from my school (despite hooking up with a few good ones).. Because their shitty personalities are really something. Like dude, you're 33... And you're still acting like a bitch?? And this guy was one of the ones who got girls. You can tell he's bitter cuz his friends are probably all taken and married, while he's too busy being a whore, fucking young girls at bars he's working at. Must be so cool and nice. Well guess what sweetie, I didn't want you, like at all, and you couldn't handle a girl like me. I'm wayyyyyy too much for you. So for you to have put a girl before me as I'm peeing my pants, makes you look like a godamn loser and I'm sure she didn't even give you her pussy. Security, bouncers should never do that. I mean do it at the door, but when girls are drinking alcohol and their waiting on line to pee... You should know better than to play with that shit. The bar scene makes me so glad I'm taken and I don't have to worry about loser ass dudes cuz there's so many of them. I'm praying for you single chicks out there. The game is tough these days. Anyway ..Eff that small dick bitch!!!
Extroverts be like 'look at me am your friend now' xD
Whenever I listen to music my cats just stare like "what is that sound". They look so curious it makes me laugh. Once they got all restless when I listened to piano music? I wonder why lol.
Its so weird that i kinda want to become an alcoholic. life would be so easy if i could be drunk all the time. I strictly watch over my consumption of alcohol so i wont get addicted, because both my moms and my dads side of the family have members with an alcohol problem.
When I was 17 a cop went through my phone to find evidence (that's a whole other story) he went through my texts and he asked me who's "boothang" 😂 for some reason it was embarrassing
I suddenly remembered last winter break, my mom said to give her a compliment before leave back to college. My sister said that she was a sun shining our day. Then I said to my mom that, she was a salt to my entire life. She got offended and I think she cried inside. She thought I said salt because she's the worst person like salty." I was like wait no! I told both my sister and mom to stay in their couch. I literally made this traditional asian food that requires salt. I gave to both of them. I was like," taste that!" My mom was like, "you really hate me aren't you... I get it" I was like, "mom didn't you get it! The soup have NO salt in it! And you think it taste like shit!. How does salt apply to you?" Imagine having those for your entire life without any salt? You wouldn't want a bitter soup right?" My mom literally cried and laughed the same time. And I was like, "now that's you dinner. Must be stuffed." And my sister added, "okay like girl youre being bitter!"
How do you know, or even guess it so precisely ? You're amazing.
Oh you're a savage alright, just not a super one.
I have feelings for this guy and for some reason I dont know why I like him. My friends said he's ugly, stinky, bitter, and old. True he is bitter but my mind imagines different. It was his face but neat looking, a little younger, serious but can smile, tall, nice body shape. Until I saw him again in real life, waaaayyyy opposite of my imagination and yes that day, I was really slapped in the face.. wait no I was punched in the face. And yes I shouldve listened to my friends. First thing I asked myself, what the fuck!?!? I like that guy?!?!?! I know he's mean and bitter but I never he also that miserable. He looks like he never gives a bath in a year, and his tummy what happened!?!?! Yeah I woke up in reality. Im not trying to be mean but it's what I really see.
i saw a man jerking off while driving and it was so weird