I piss in sinks. Just to be an asshole. Doesn’t matter if I’m at work, at a restaurant, or at someone’s house; If the bathroom door locks the sink is getting pissed in.
Some people are not very good at making decisions and i think thats kinda funny. The solution would be so simple, but its like something in their mind tells them to do something completely irrational. And this goes for so many things. Dating, the job, life in general.
I think my farts woke up my boyfriend. Whoops.
People actually describe me as 'kinda wierd' and I'm really introverted, but, somehow, I'm used to be the "host" of partys and have alot of experience with that.
I should start to read a book again but I just can't bring myself to finish one chapter.
Im 20 and its crazy to think that being 15 was just 5 years ago. That time where I was still irritating and pain the head to my mom. Now she said Im peace of her mind.. lol time pass by fast..
so this girl on here posted something that a lot of people didn't agree with, and just because there was someone who was defending her (me) these dumb fucks all think that that she was just defending herself nd pretending to be someone else. I'm laughing my ass off right now. how fucking warped can you be that just cuz someone doesn't agree with you, you think it's just the same person who made the post commenting on her own post
When we moved into our apartment, we noticed that we never heard our neighbors through the walls. Not at all. So we assumed that the walls were thick enough to absorb pretty much all sounds, and didn't care about being noisy at all; we turned on the TV at full volume, shouted at each other from different rooms and, which is most embarassing, had sex pretty loudly. Recently, our neighbors went away for a longer vacation, and their daughter moved in with her family for that time. And suddenly we started hearing sounds. Very loudly and clearly. And realized that the walls are actually thin as hell. I mean, you can hear quite literally everything. You sometimes can even hear clear words, even though they're said in a normal volume. Apparently, our neighbors just never walked around or talked to each other. I am so embarassed.
My dad was my professor last sem. I took his class just because hes teaching my major and hes the only professor teaching it and I have to take the class. (Chemistry). My dad and I are close. My best buddy too. But sometimes these people in class are just too judgemental. In the bathroom these girls were talking that I must be fucking the prof. Of chem to get an A (describing me because I have a short hair and have a tattoo on my left wrist ). I literally didnt hesitate to get out the cubicle and laugh at them. And just blatanly say," fyi I dont fuck professors for grades. The professor is my father and Im a B student. I cant for grades and even if I do my dad would scold me. And...We have the same last name (last name is unique too). You guys think like that? You must be doing it. Attenpt it on my dad, just watch me whoop your slutty ass" Their faces I think went red and ran away. I embarrassed myself but I think they also embarrassed themselves. Came to class laughing. My dad ask me," what the hell you laughing at?" I was just laughing.. the girls I taljed to were so embarrassed... so after that, everytime I ask a question Id say, "Dad!" Or ,"papa!" It breaks professionality but its less harsh.....
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