One time my cat ate caught some prey on the front yard. She ate all of it - except for the guts. She just left them lying in the middle of the driveway.
I'm an adult and I still watch barney . I still watch age appropriate shows but I like the innocence of barney
So I have talked so much trash about Fortnite. My roommate plays it and I decided to give it a try for his birthday cuz he was always asking me to try it. I found myself actually having fun playing Fortnite and I'm not sure if I should feel ashamed or not 😅
There's one thing I envy about guys: they can say "suck my dick" to assholes. There's no equivalent phrase about a cunt. "Lick my clit?" Hmm, doesn't have the same ring to it.
I've always wondered what life was like 1000 of years ago and what life is going to be like 1000 of years into the future. I've always daydreamed about meeting people from these eras and just have a conversation and find a middle ground where we can all understand eachother
why do i cry so easily nowadays damn i dont even have that sad of a life
I can't sleep if my closet is open lol too scary
how many confessions have u guys written? i've written 33
Alright, I know this is a stupid thing to be upset about, but that's why I'm complaining here and not to people I know. So I finally managed to grow my nails out super long, which is actually pretty hard to do since I work in a factory. And I painted them all pretty and they look fabulous. Well, I broke one. Figures. But y'know, not a huge deal, one is just shorter than the others. But then I smashed my finger so hard at work that the nail polish popped clean off of that finger, all in one piece. I wouldn't be upset about this, except that now I have long, gorgeous nails... and then one very short unpainted nail. So it looks like I got those fake acrylic nails and one just fell off. I don't even care about that finger looking so different except that I know everyone thinks my nails are fake, and I'm sad about that because I'm actually kind of proud of myself for making them look so good. It's like when you spend days on a drawing but then no one believes that you actually drew it. idk like I said, I know it's dumb, I just needed to tell someone how I feel.
On the inside, I am filled with an angry-sadness tornado that is wrecking every part of me, physically, emotionally and mentally. On the outside, I'm happy and whatnot but I just want to slit my throat in front of everyone and watch as they scramble all frantic as I die.