I cant use my phone at work.. sometimes i just take my phone and sit in the bathroom for 20 minutes and relax a little bit while i play candy crush or surf on the internet.. it makes me hate my job less..
Being someone who doesn't drink alcohol you constantly get asked why but not accepting the answer, people try to pressure you into drinking over and over, make fun of you, make it their little game to get you to drink tonight. But try reversing the whole thing, ask people why they drink, tell them with every drink they get that they shouldn't, make it your little game to pressure everyone into not drinking... things escalate pretty quickly. It was a fun family party for me, though I'm now in a mild fighting state with some distant relatives
I missed the feeling of having a boyfriend. It's been 7 years since the last time I'm in a relationship. Wow. Even me shocked.
I confess that even now, after all these years, I still love the train wreck that is Twilight. I know it's not exactly the pinnacle of great writing, but I love it anyway.
I was in my professor's office to ask for a question about chemistry. In a civil conversation, he gave out a good analogy but came out very wrong ( I can't say the actual topic since it was chemistry specific...) but his analogy was talking about nails and twisting it in a metal hole and how it was about twisting and pushing and squeezing and etc. and putting nails in a wrong hole or something. His gestures came out wrong as well and he noticed it too.. I think That was the day before valentine's day which got even more awkward.. He laughed a bit but I pretend I'm innocent and didn't mind it but really in my mind I was laughing so hard! I was about to express my cracked up laughter. But it's kinda uncomfortable as well because he's a dude and I'm a girl and I'm actually kinda conservative and that was weird for me but it was funny.. Man that office help just switched from chemistry to sex. ed all of a sudden but now at least I won't forget it.
It must have been that pink, these two days have been craving botta le labbra.
I was trying to deep throat this guy but he has a bigger dick than I'm used to and I kinda threw up a little bit but swallowed it and kept going and idk if he realised or was super grossed out about it or not, luckily he just kinda make a joke about it but didn't make me stop or anything, I'm just really embarrassed that it happened
One of the worst feelings in the world is having toilet water splash on your butt crack...It's not pleasant.....
I saw a pornstar that looks almost identical to my cousin's setpdaughter. Now I can't stop thinking about her (the cousn's sd). Fuck my life.
ladies. either you shave and keep up with it or dont shave at all. I think I speak for a lot of guys when I say the porcupine thing ain't working. rather not be poked with every thrust.