l want to be tickled .
I made a deal with a female friend that if I took a photo of myself naked in the street, then I could see her nude in return. She agreed. I did my end of the deal and sent her the photo with full frontal. She just laughed and said "Oh my God" followed by "you're tiny". I reminded her about it occasionally for the next few months, and she kept saying that she was unhappy about her weight and brushing it off. Eventually, she sent me a photo of herself in her underwear. I told her that the deal was full nudity. Then she just went on a rant about slippery slopes and how I shouldn't be asking for nudes. Now I feel humiliated because she has a photo of me naked in public that she can access at any time and laugh at or even share... but the thought of that turns me on. I still hope that one day I can find a nude picture of her online, so I can make fun of her the way she did me. Apparently a video does exist, but I haven't been able to find it.
Prisons are all wrong they give them 3 balanced meals and work out equipment...They should be given couches and cake...
its about time the world realized just how powerful Shaggy truly is...
hrngh. colonel, im trying to sneak around; but im dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.
had to act like a complete jackass to get my ex to leave me alone. long story short she blocked me and I'm happy and content now. not proud of how I had to act but what's done is done.
Women who can get laid, but can't find a man who wants to commit are the female version of incels. The reason no one want stop be stuck with either is because they are two cheeks of the same ass.
Maybe I can find answers here. My Gf likes to be spanked hard, but I just fail to understand why anyone would like that...Yeah, sure, shock-like stimulation of an erogenous zone is bound to feel somewhat good if done correctly, but, I mean, what's the appeal of this on a psychological level...? My thesis, do not get me wrong here, is that most women like to be dominated in bed (The sales of the 50 Shades of Gray-Books seem to proof that), accompanied by the fact that it is some kind of affirmation that the one indeed is attracted to the partner...but I still don't get it...I am overthinking, aren't I?
I like donuts. Homer Simpson and I would have a donut club, or at least our own donut shop. 😊 (In the land of make believe)
I dont remember the last time a felt legit 'nervousness'...I think i skip that and jump straight to anxiety D: