i thought it was funny that my ex-girlfriend parents forced my ex-girlfriend to name her son (not my son) after me because she cheated on me and actually told everyone that i cheated on her
I was going to put my Redbox movie back. I workout at home. I still have on my workout clothes. There is a handsome guy outside, that works there, taking a smoke break. I have on workout pants that show the calves and lower. I wear pants all the time, so I don't shave my legs. I refuse to get out of the car. I'll come back later. My legs look so unruly. Lol....Oh...wait...he just went back in the store. Thank goodness.
I always told my boyfriend that if we did not work out, I would marry for money. Well, we didn't work out.
When members of my family would be particularly nasty to me as a child, I would steal random boxes from them, take the boxes into the shower, poop in them, and put them right back.
I had probably the best fart crescendo in my life and no one else heard it. What a shame. It didn't really stink but it sounded almost musical.
I like f**k with a full bladder so after I n*t i get double the relief C;
I'm a scientist, a lawyer, an engineer, a doctor, and I'm also a motherf****r xD
It was a white man who invented a machine that could pick cotton yet these niggers still complaining... Smh
I think do rule this World...The other day I was outside chilling and it started to raining out of nowhere...I looked up at the sky and told it to stop and it did...Coincidence I think NOT!!!
Don't mess with me i know how to wipe out all life on this planet...Jk.....