Man the last few days I've been farting a lot and they're stinky ones to be sure. Seems like I'm rotten inside. 😂
I like chatting and i happen to be on chatrooms all the time but someone keeps appearing with a call card like this "Dyanne Kathleen Blaza, call me at 09364406892. Wanna play?☺️☺️. San Vicente, Baguio if interested." Someone help her.
I get too political when I'm drunk or sleepy. But in normal times, I really really really really hate politics and thinking like one. Though my friends said I was a good politician who says so much strategies. I find it weird hearing those who knows I hate politics and getting involved to it (particularly American politics)
Yeah i dont like racism at all but i get so used to it i dont get offended anymore. I mean someone called me north korean killer who should get out of the country by this black guy. But i laughed because im native american. 😂😂😂 our tribe back in the days welcome everybody in our lands, europeans destroyed it... theres no leaving now.. i do no harm so he should. 😂 and plus he fucking support balck lives matter pro colored supporter and said colored domiance makes peace but anti asian and white. Wtf.. like dude asians are colored too... why?!? 😂😂 whatever color a person is if we are americans we are americans. Im a native im american but i have no right to say non natives are not real ameeicans. I grew up in seeing this nation go up and down. Im a part of this like why do this?!? 😂😂 but seriously who the hell in their right mind would just accuse of someone based on what they look like? Theyre worse than a hyena..
I could just kiss you, that's how happy I am seeing you.
'Take a hint' lol what am i a savage xD
I got a notification that someone requested to follow me on Instagram so I go check out this person and I have no idea who she is. However, her bio says something about "stealing your girl" so I'm like yes okay this is good, but I can't figure out whether she lives close to me or not. So I go through her pictures to see whether she's tagged a place or has a location on a picture of something I know, and she hasn't. So I then find a picture where she's tagged some friends, and go through their pictures, and find one that says she lives in Florida. I live in the uk. I am just destined to have no love life
I don't understand why nobody hits on me until I get into a relationship. Once I'm no longer single, it's like everyone starts flirting with me. Why am I only attractive when I'm taken?!
I'm 23 years old, turning 24 next month, and I just spent at least 5 minutes entertaining myself with making fart noises against my hand and arm. I'd keep doing that, but I'm in my car at work. I gotta come back from lunch soon.
I want a car, that was made the year I was born.