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ladies. either you shave and keep up with it or dont shave at all. I think I speak for a lot of guys when I say the porcupine thing ain't working. rather not be poked with every thrust.

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  • Nah m8 I prefer a good trim than a good shave or a full bush. Hit me with that porcupine thing, I like i.t

  • so many excuses

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Yesterday I had a poop so big it wouldn't flush. I flushed twice and it just wouldn't go down. I probably could blame the low flow toilets, but that was honestly the King Kong of turds. One of those where my belly hurt so much before and instantly felt better. The janitor came in right after I left. I'm sorry Willy, I didn't know what to do. But I went back later and the out of order sign wasn't on the stall so it must've went down somehow. There were a couple of other girls who left the bathroom at the same time as me so hopefully he doesn't know which one of us left that surprise.

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  • omg 😭 reminds me of the reddit thread about the poop knife. Long story short, everyone in this family shits bricks so they keep a rusty knife in the bathroom to cut the turds with. And the kid is confused when he goes to someone else's house and they don't have a poop knife. It's a hilarious thread.

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I've been so deprived from male attention/interaction that I've had these two mini crushes on my two male co-workers - and they're not even my "type". They're good people, just not anyone I would ever in my right mind actually, romantically like. I think my brain is clouding over with desperation. I need help.

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I feel like relationships aren't my thing, i don't hate it but i hate this whole idea of being committed, not the part where you have to be loyal mind you, it actually takes nothing to be loyal but it takes a lot to have to talk to them every single day or meet up with them every single day or facetime or call or be with them every single day. I don't even do that to my best friends so how the hell am i supposed to do that in a relationship. It just sounds like a lot of work. Sometimes (most times) i like to be left alone so thinking about having a boyfriend is out of the question. Idk maybe it's just me, maybe i haven't found 'the one' yet, not going to lie and say im looking forward to it though, but i won't be mad if they could change my commitment issues.

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  • I totally feel the same way! Relationships have always been scary for me, and I've never really understood how people don't get sick of each other. But I guess it's like another commenter said, we live with our families for a while and still have a life of our own, which means that doesn't have to change in a relationship. I just know I can't see it that way naturally cause I've never actually experienced a legit relationship.

  • Time will come, or not. I've been disgusted with idea myself because I just wanted to be free and go and stand wherever I want to without any restrictions. It's only once I found someone equally non demanding I wanted to give it a try again. Took a while but its worth ut if you find someone who equally dislikes being restricted in any way.

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l want to be tickled .

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  • I can do that for you.

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I made a deal with a female friend that if I took a photo of myself naked in the street, then I could see her nude in return. She agreed. I did my end of the deal and sent her the photo with full frontal. She just laughed and said "Oh my God" followed by "you're tiny". I reminded her about it occasionally for the next few months, and she kept saying that she was unhappy about her weight and brushing it off. Eventually, she sent me a photo of herself in her underwear. I told her that the deal was full nudity. Then she just went on a rant about slippery slopes and how I shouldn't be asking for nudes. Now I feel humiliated because she has a photo of me naked in public that she can access at any time and laugh at or even share... but the thought of that turns me on. I still hope that one day I can find a nude picture of her online, so I can make fun of her the way she did me. Apparently a video does exist, but I haven't been able to find it.

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  • ladies and gentleman, whenever you feel down, just remember you are not that person. thank you and have a good night.

  • She doesn't want that micro penis getting all worked up when it has 40 plus years of loneliness ahead of it. You should be thanking her

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Prisons are all wrong they give them 3 balanced meals and work out equipment...They should be given couches and cake...

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  • Also we put them alone where there only other input is other prisoners? We should isolate them from such people. They should only be allowed to talk to normies. Deradicalizong someone is about controlling inputs. You do that and you can't make them believe whatever you want! Especially after solitary. That will mess with your mind.

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its about time the world realized just how powerful Shaggy truly is...

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  • Like, I've only used a tenth of my power, Scoob.

  • shaggy or shaggin 🤣

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hrngh. colonel, im trying to sneak around; but im dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.

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had to act like a complete jackass to get my ex to leave me alone. long story short she blocked me and I'm happy and content now. not proud of how I had to act but what's done is done.

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  • I tried that before. If the girl has issues, she likes you MORE if you are a dick. It's super creepy. Like they don't value themselves and think if you look down on them, you MUST be right and they you must be superior.

  • I've been there. Gotta do what you gotta do.

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