I was in a chat room for all of 5 min and this teeny bopper chik said I'm overwhelming cool. I didn't tell her I'm old enough to be her mama. lol
I've just started gambling on sports events and damm it's addicting as hell! Can't wait for tomorrow for the stores and pastries to open again so i can play a little more. I feel empty when i don't play. I now it's bad to feel this way.
I'm looking fora decent Room mate in Miami. anyone here?
why I hate miami: - super expensive - full of douchebags -people are extremely rude with a high sense of entitlement -no decent job unless you of course speak Spanish - lack of cultural identity -ignorant people everywhere -racist sucks -very unattractive men -over crowded -crazy drivers -dirty -too many more to list
I'm bored. Anyone have corny jokes they'd like to share?
soon my roommate has been gone for a few days and the kitchen and bathroom is finally clean.. and stayed clean!!! amen! this is like the best thing ever. I'm female and my roommate is a guy.. .like why is he so damn dirty...ugh the sink is always filthy and there's always hair all over the toilet seat. no matter how much I clean...nothing stays clean....
The truth will set you free But first, it'll piss you off
America is a lost cause and a real life trigger warning.
Awkward and vague conversations with him is a reminder of what we think we are and what we're trying to be
I forgot the words 'saliva' or 'drool' and instead called it 'mouth water'. I literally told a friend that me and someone swapped mouth water.