Hallmark Christmas movies are the WORST, but I love watching them because it's funny how bad they are, and guessing the entire end after the first 20 minutes is a fun game. I am ashamed to admit I spend my Sunday nights watching hours of these films.
Why do pescatarians say that they don’t eat meat? Not all do, but I’ve met plenty who say that they don’t eat meat, and then they go ahead and eat fish. Same with people who don’t eat red meat. Y’all are still eating animals, stop saying that you’re vegetarian. Smh.
I've been eating liver sausage and now my poop smells like it
how bout thus nigga talks 2 me like im trash in someone else's phone, then tells me to quit dodging him. wtf?!
I asked my professor if he's ever attracted to Kim Kardashian and he just told me, "I'm a Biology professor for god's sake! I study real organic creatures and how they work." I told him, " didn't you covered synthesis?" He said, "yeah but engineering isn't my field. Not really my favorite thing."
You know when you go to a public restroom and there's a nice log there waiting for you? I did that. I'm that guy. It's an addiction.
And today I was exceptionally happy and buzzing for no reason. Then in Chemistry I kept getting all the answers right and literally everyone was watching me since I was a damn whizz kid! Then a girl started clapping and said well done, you know you wanna say the next answer too. Today I was happy and the world was in my favour. Ive noticed when im happy everything seems to go perfect, and if im feeling a little ish then i get everything wrong. Ash
Is it only me ? I feel that the level of my stupidity is on and high.
I literally stalk Ruby Rose, Zac Efron, Dacre Montgomery, Pietro Boselli, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, and Jeremy Meeks' instagram to make me fall asleep and its working but my boyfriend is getting weirded out that its another mental illness because I relied on doing that to make me sleep. But like I look at him last before I sleep and it helps... Like its just habit.... Becuase honestly I get good dreams and it kinda became a coping mechanism for me from PTSD nightmares....
He said that it is weird if we get married. It will be weird to tell our children that we met on an online dating website. It is just funny.