Anakin was never a sith lord...He was an edgelord.....
I prefer to hang out with guys who already have girlfriends like tell stories or chat and stuff. Just to make sure that he doesn't fall for me. Am I weird? 😂
I smoked so much weed yesterday my throat hurts
XFL is coming to destroy the NFL.
This guy my former professor.. I have feelings for him but it was a taboo so I can't do that. BUt my feelings for him is kinda strong that it eats me inside. And the only way I can let him go is buy screaming out his name out loud on the top of my lungs with both love and rage. But I can't afford to be identified publicly because I don't want to be judged (even though the person don't now only by face) and if I do it at home my neighbours would think I'm crazy. So basically I hiked to some place where not much people are around wearing a mask (not a clown mask I can't afford to scare off people with those clown hype back in 2016). I found a more private are and I literally did that shit. It felt so good I punched a tree (thin trunk) and broke it in half. Then walked down the mountain still wearing the mask. I then changed clothes in the public restroom. i threw away the clothes and go around the city I live in then went home. That was the craziest shit I've ever done that actually felt so good. I let go of a problem, threw some stuff (someone who is a minimalist) and discovered new places. It's a three in one.
Why do people dislike random ass confessions? Like, I’ve never had a confession without dislikes. Are there like three people who dislike every confession?
I had a dream last night where there was this youtuber convention in my town in the uk, and the people who were running it hired a bunch of Brits to take the youtubers from the airport or whatever to the convention and kinda hang with them before it started. I got Logan Paul to spend time with, because I don't watch his content and they didn't want people who were working to be huge fans of the people they're kinda protecting. So Logan Paul and I start to hang out and it's super chill and he's nothing like he is in his videos. We become friends and flirt a bit and then I say something shitty so he walks off to this bus all his friends are in. I go looking for him and see his brother on his bus, who says something to him and he looks at me then turns away again so I just walk away. Then I woke up. After this I couldn't just let it go so I spent another hour while awake fantasising about all these things like us hanging out and me being the British voice of reason if he tried something like the Japan stuff again. And it was all really nice so now I have some strange feelings for Logan Paul 😂
Milky Baby, who ever invented you, must have a very active imagination.
I don't care what anyone says, cat farts are the worst kind of farts. Dog farts are bad, but cat farts just smell like death. And to top it off, my dog has never farted while laying in my lap. I wish I could say the same for my cat.
Fuck me now or forever hold your peace