Am I a bad gf for telling my bf no too anal and no too c*mmin inside?
My sister Vanessa is very ticklish one night she played a joke on me I had tickled her side's and she got up real quickly and ran off of the bed and hid in the washroom from me
I'm mexican an as you know we have a lot of cactus down here well, today I went to hike and I fell over a fucking opuntia catus, which punctured my entire hand (yeah, it hurts horribly) I think I will be unable to masturbate comfortably over the next days :( any tips for masturbating without using the hands?
I wish I had a penis for a day just so I could feel what its like to jerk off. plus I've never even touched one before lol
I like to cum in my wife's mouth and have her kiss me. or I cum inside her and she sits on my face.
Nothing more embarrassing or heart stopping like when your at a restaurant and go to look something up and open your browser and realize you never closed the porn 😳
Oh yesterday I encountered a wrong number call some lady named Patricia called me on the phone asking to speak to some guy named Tom . She was saying that she was trying to sell her house and needed someone to come and inspect her house and take a look at her air conditioning system. That lady kept beeping in on my line ,as I text the lady on the phone telling her that she needed to stop fucking calling my damn phone .
i went with a friend to deliver some weed and just realized im deep into some crazy weed shit, my poor backpack was fuckin full to the top with buds, we going to a small countryside town to deliver it to some long haired classic stoner looking dudes. today was funny as hell, tomorrow morning the same, deliver some drugs lmao
i identify with five from tua, like if you too serious coffee addiction horrible personality short I always propose something and things come out otherwise weird fetishes
I watched a hypno video on a porn site to check it out and get my girlfriend to watch. Well it turns out it does work, just not on her as of yet. Yep it worked alright and now I have a cock and cum craving. I have no idea how to tell her that this happened and I want to watch it again. Should I tell her and see what she says, or just try to watch it with her and not tell her about what happened?