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For years i suffered because of dandruff...But now thanks to Nizoral...It's only a minor inconvenience :D
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating so much. So far... not off to a good start, considering I put off even starting until the second week of January LOL. But I'll keep working at it. Hopefully by the end of the year I'll be done with procrastinating for good :)
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Good luck and a few general tips that help most people: instead of setting a huge, vague goal like 'stop procrastinating' or 'become thin', it's advisable to define a fixed goal that's actually measurable, like reaching a certain weight or in your case maybe 'When given a task I'll always complete it in either 3 hours or 3 days depending on the nature of the task'. Then it's almost crucial to break that down into baby steps, like 'by March I want to have completed 1 task immediately and 5 other tasks at least faster than usually'. Again, it helps most people and doesn't have to help you, But most people give up because they don't follow these steps.
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Turns out i got the cooties bro, I'm getting a shot...In the buttocks...😮🔫...This is what i get for fucking around with Aphrodite the goddess of Puteria gave me aids...
I don't understand why some want to hold their excretion in their azzyhole, I mean it will rot inside your body and in the long run may endangered you with colon cancer. Let it go, let it become helpful microorganisms.
Now before you do me dirty, just ask yourself...Would you do Shawn Mendes like dis?
I am trying to eat less food because of my frequent fluid bowel movements. It's becoming tirong to keep saying no when my family members keep on asking me eat more.
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Do what i do. I am a 6f male and i weigh 60kg and i always tell people i am on a diet. its a joke, and they fall for it.
If they bug you about it, just tell them you've got the shits and you're trying to spare your flaming asshole from spending another hour in the bathroom spewing out everything you put in your body. They'll never ask you about it again lmao. (also if this is a frequent problem you have, you might want to see a doctor, dude. That's not normal.)
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I went to this province area in the philippines with my friend. And she wore theseripped jeans. I mean she loves ripped jeans a lot and thats basically what she wore ever since we were in high school. But while passing by their kinda downtown theres this really nice old woman giving my friend some money to buy her some new nice clothing. Im assuming the old woman thought we're homeless "taong grasa" in filipino. I was cracking up because the jeans was expensive and bought from this store... true religion and their clothing is "expensive!" But the old woman just sees it as ugly. We tried to explain it to her, she just dont get why wear destroyed clothing. For me i never understood in the first place why buy a jeans from an expensive store where you can just buy cheap ones and destroy it lol...
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I agree, I always thought it was stupid to pay extra for torn up jeans.
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I love giving gifts that people love. Really personal gifts that mean a lot to them. But I also like to give goofy gifts/gag gifts as jokes, or prank boxes with good gifts inside. I just love surprising people with things that will make their day just a little better.
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