U ever love someone so much you would brush and floss their own teeth for them

Well today was a very rocky day me and a member of my family got a little rough in a text message. Well after the ordeal ,I got a call from my friend Brandon he sent me a prank dial about my least favorite person Mr Dumbass in the White House. Well after that I talked to a friend of mine him and his dad got into a argument, well I did get a call from Oklahoma about some student loan forgiveness. I told that guy that I wanted to get naked with his wife and he hung up on me

i hate my school its so boring. it would be fun to hand out with my friend and suck his dick & have sex with him and there would be like 4 vodka bottles. that would be fun. And it would be gay sex.

I got four fucked up call's today from scam likely and I called a bill collector and I told her to take out her titties and I laughed at her

Finding out that my husband had been talking other women online opened my eyes. Though the conversations were innocent, it made me face stuff about myself that I grew blind to. I'm getting old. I'm getting fat. My skin is suffering. My outlook on life is suffering. So since then I've been working on it. But in secret. It's just easier for me that way. But lately, it's all been splitting me down the middle. I just want to be thin and beautiful again. And I want to be succeed in something again. I also, really, really, want to friggin eat. Sighhhhh. But the best things in life don't come easy....so I'll cry on my way to work, snack a bit, and keep moving forward.

I'm 22 and have a man in his 40s trying to tear me down and paint this ugly picture of me on Facebook just because I don't have the same political views as him. hahaha yeah buddy, I'm the reason our province is in jeopardy. glad you give me so much credit and that you care so much about me that you're gonna waste your time getting people to look at me the way you do. I ain't the shit you're spewing so keep it coming. just making you look like an idiot bullying a 22 year old woman.

well i really want to break up with my boyfriend but like i dont really know how to but like i like dombody else

I'm really pussied out over one horror movie and now I can't sleep. Over ONE horror movie! Now I can't feel like I can't trust anyone....

yesterday at jiu jitsu a girl sat next to me after class and was like talking to me, i don't wanna make assumptions but i think she possibly maybe kinda likes me :p im not like super attracted to her tbh i hadnt thought about it, but she is kinda cute, and she was nice to me so..

Lol. I just got banned from the german subreddit r/de for writing that there can also be left-wing extremists.