My TV has a program available for free on demand that is just an hour of watching a fireplace burn. I've had it playing in the background while I do stuff for 5 hours now.
I'm so horny that I dreamt about trying to masturbate but people kept walking in just before I'd start or my mom would knock and ask me to go to the gym with her etc. I never did get to do anything. Can't even get off in my dreams, smh
how to know people around you are just trying to be nice: when I say I gained some weight they say 'don't say that you're so skinny'. 'what are you talking about you're like a twig'. but when I was skinnier, I never heard people say 'you're too skinny, you should gain a bit of weight' or 'get some meat on those bones' and plus the people not trying to sugar coat things all think i'm pregnant... so yea. clearly I gained some weight
Back when I was not even old enough to go to school, it hadn't occurred to me that different skintones exist. If someone's skin was beige or brown, I assumed that it was just a tan. So when I saw a black person for the first time, I thought "Wow. I didn't know people could get that tan, cool!" The dumbness of me... lol For reference I live in a country where most people are white.
i need to go to a whorehouse, but i cant drive yet. taking the bus is too expensive and letting my mom drive would be weird.
Chick calls her BF daddy, nobody bats an eye. Dude calls his GF mommy, everyone loses their mind.
I hope he can recognize me because I don't look like myself on pictures idk why !!!
How can u love one person !! cuz I try and there is no damn way !!!! I just can't like the same person 4 more than one month .
My girlfriends co worker looks like her and I’m pretty attracted to her too. They have similar hairstyle, similar facial features and they’re the same skin tone. Only difference is they are different races. Both of them are hot af tho.
it's my birthday today. yay i turned 18