i dont get why people talk to their friends then post about how long they talked for in snapchat lmaooo whats the point
do u y'all just have those people around town, you know that person's face but nothing else about them? lol. i used to work at McDonald's and a customer was on the phone and I could here his conversation at the drive through cause F.Y.I at the McDonald's drive through, the entire employee staff can here every word you say. but any ways, when he's done ordering he says *I love you* he comes up to the window acting all awkward and stuff, apologizing for saying I love you. lol. of course I knew he was on the phone and it wasn't directed at me. but I remember him and see him in town all the time, in my head he's the I love you guy. as of last week I am now working with him. I wonder how this will go😂😂😂😂
i like going into home drpot and lowes like super duper oober baked and play with their light switches and like chill on their shelves for like hours with my boyfriend
The only place I can safely masturbate without anyone knowing what I'm doing is my room. But my room is the only place my cat can be in, so I'd have to do it in front of him... and I just can't make myself do it. It feels wrong. I know I'm not getting off thinking about my cat, but idk, I just feel gross doing it in front of him... Am I the only one with this problem?
idk why but i love this emoji '🙄' lol
I'm 27 years old. One of my favorite things to do during the summer is roll down all the windows in my GTO, blare The Beach Boys, and watch people, (especially older people), just for a split second, question what year it is.
I've noticed that the characters way characters speak in TV shows that I watch kind of affects my speech/writing patterns, especially it's in a different language. Sometimes I pause and think, "Wait, how come my sentence structures are so American/Japanese today?" or "I'm accenting my words like the character from yesterday's cartoon". It's really fun to notice!
Sometimes I get so baked that I just sit and stare at my cat all day long...
When I was a kid, I didn't like brushing my teeth because my mom told me that plaque happens because the bacteria on your teeth are building tiny cities, and you have to brush to keep them from building cities on your teeth. Well I felt bad for destroying their cities and making them constantly rebuild everything, so I avoided brushing my teeth. I don't remember when or why I stopped thinking this way and just started brushing my teeth.
Sometimes when my boyfriend is eating out my ass, I lowkey want to fart..