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I've been farting a lot this past week. They're loud and long. What the hell is wrong with my lower intestine?

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  • It's a normal body function and ppl should not be ashamed of it. Be discreet like don't do it in someone's face but otherwise just accept it like belching, yawning or sneezing. If you didn't fart your intestines could burst & then you might die :(

  • Love a good butt trumpet. Just don't drop a thunder dumpling!

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hiii guys please download the app which is the user can answer the question and everyday is there will be a new question in the squares it's easy the app name is (CARRES) thanks

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why do we still wonder if people like us? fuck them and live your life!!!

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  • This is a bit funny because you can either read the fuck them as 'don't care about them' or as 'have sex with them'

  • Because those people matter to us.

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theres so many reasons why I would not finance a car. one being that if you pay the full thing off, depending how long it took, you really paid off 2-3 cars. another is that if you want to sell or trade it in with money still owing. you only get about 1/2 of what you still owe on it. so if its a 20k car, they would give you 10k for it and you would still owe 10k and you're short a car. like how fucking crooked. not sure why so many people think this is the best way to own a car

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  • I would say never buy new. 3 to 5 years old is fine. The trick is, does repair costs outweigh payments for a new car if divided up over a year? If yes, get the loan. If no, keep your car.

  • Some people are desperate. They really need a car and can't afford to buy it outright. Unfortunately being poor is expensive. They pay more over long term because they don't have the funds to drop up front.

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I used to work with a Fundie Baptist woman who was besties with a Sunni Muslim woman. They used to laugh at the normies & their kids would play together. It makes sense because both religions are iconoclastic, don't like alcohol, and the women wear dresses so they don't have many other friends. It's funny because this is exactly the multi-cultural stuff the SJWs claim they want, but they spent most of their time ridiculing the libs. These girls need their own sitcom.

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  • In what way is fundamental baptism iconoclastic? Of course the Westboro Baptist Church specially is but generally fundamental Christianity is a growing sect.

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I don't know, but I've lost my natural ability to pronounce the english "soft th"-sound correctly as I grew up. My tongue somehow changed it's proportions in puberty and over the last few month, and still, I have to retrain pronouncing that without spitting, because it stands in my way of getting an A/1 in english. The bizarre thing is, I start to like the sound of my, now obvious, german accent. Phonetically, the letter "ß" (best described as a "hissing s sound") is a valid substitute for "th" in my opinion, it just makes it so much easier to talk freely.

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  • Hey, just speak however works for you! As a native English speaker I can assure you that as long as you're understandable, it doesn't really matter

  • I find that sticking your tongue between your front teeth works best. I see a lot of natives doing that even. I honestly can't imagine how doing an ß could make it sound like a th

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My TV has a program available for free on demand that is just an hour of watching a fireplace burn. I've had it playing in the background while I do stuff for 5 hours now.

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I'm so horny that I dreamt about trying to masturbate but people kept walking in just before I'd start or my mom would knock and ask me to go to the gym with her etc. I never did get to do anything. Can't even get off in my dreams, smh

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  • no nut november.

  • I feel like an aweful person for laughing but this is kind of funny

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how to know people around you are just trying to be nice: when I say I gained some weight they say 'don't say that you're so skinny'. 'what are you talking about you're like a twig'. but when I was skinnier, I never heard people say 'you're too skinny, you should gain a bit of weight' or 'get some meat on those bones' and plus the people not trying to sugar coat things all think i'm pregnant... so yea. clearly I gained some weight

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  • They accept you for you no matter you are skinny or chubby. :-)

  • They are just trying to be nice, but what do you expect?

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Back when I was not even old enough to go to school, it hadn't occurred to me that different skintones exist. If someone's skin was beige or brown, I assumed that it was just a tan. So when I saw a black person for the first time, I thought "Wow. I didn't know people could get that tan, cool!" The dumbness of me... lol For reference I live in a country where most people are white.

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  • Kids think a lot of weird shit. That's not dumb, that's normal and quite funny!

  • That's more naivety and innocence rather than dumbness. I have a cousin who thought white people were only on tv. Imagine their surprise when they came to the states at five years old.

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