Whatever she can't take the d**k anyways 😟😂😅

I am trying to eat less food because of my frequent fluid bowel movements. It's becoming tirong to keep saying no when my family members keep on asking me eat more.

I went to this province area in the philippines with my friend. And she wore theseripped jeans. I mean she loves ripped jeans a lot and thats basically what she wore ever since we were in high school. But while passing by their kinda downtown theres this really nice old woman giving my friend some money to buy her some new nice clothing. Im assuming the old woman thought we're homeless "taong grasa" in filipino. I was cracking up because the jeans was expensive and bought from this store... true religion and their clothing is "expensive!" But the old woman just sees it as ugly. We tried to explain it to her, she just dont get why wear destroyed clothing. For me i never understood in the first place why buy a jeans from an expensive store where you can just buy cheap ones and destroy it lol...

I love giving gifts that people love. Really personal gifts that mean a lot to them. But I also like to give goofy gifts/gag gifts as jokes, or prank boxes with good gifts inside. I just love surprising people with things that will make their day just a little better.

I still unable to sleep. Some parts of me missing, amd I can't operate normally.

Anyone here farts a lot? One of the many reasons why I don't date is because I fart quite a lot... Who would want a woman like that? LOL

the saddest thing i ever had to whitness is guys trying to make their voice sound deep. everybody got a gift from god, but a deep voice sure aint yours. apart from that; did you know that you hear your own voice deeper than others, because you dont hear it through air vibrations, but skull vibrations?

just cooked the nastiest pair of shrooms an now my whole home smells like a damned christmas streetmarket

A couple weeks ago I did group work with two French exchange students in a literary analysis lesson. A few times, when we finished with an assignment and waited for the professor to give us a new one, they would speak French to each other. Now, those two don't know this, but I've studied French in before, and though I wouldn't attempt speaking it anymore, I can still understand some words and structures... and swears. I had to try my best to keep a straight face because one of them kept cussing for no apparent reason even though she spoke English with a rather polite tone. "Putain this", "putain that", it was really hard not to crack up.

I have realized I dont not like toddlers after I had a child and now I'm not looking forward to my son being 3..