I just lost $70 U.S currency at the Skagit Casino, laaaaame.
I know this is kinda weird, so I never admit it to people... but honestly a lot of the time, I prefer the taste of uncooked dough or batter more than the baked end result. Cake batter is better than cake. Pizza dough is better than baked crust. I don't know why I like it better, I just do? And it's not like I dislike it once it's baked, I just like it a little bit less. This results in me usually partially undercooking my baked goods, but no one's ever complained.
I guess my take on the classical " "Impossible task" i'd do for her" would be: "I'd slay gods, if that is what it takes to be with her". it's too strange and awkward to ever say, but, let that be clear, it is true.
Dick is like mcdonalds... you only want it when you’re desperate.
I want to go on the tv show big brother.My strategy would be to sleep with all the strong guys in the house. None of them will put me up and none of them will vote me out. They won’t see me as a threat and I could win a comp if I was desperate enough. Yeah it looks bad but for 500k why not. I have sex for free anyways why not get something out of it.
I have an A-line bob cut and when I put it in a ponytail it looks like the tail of a swallow.
I collect ducks from the cran machines at Denny's restaurant. I have 8 on my dash board of my car. I have a elephant duck, giraffe duck, rooster duck, robot duck, surf board duck, and this really fucked up/wasted looking one. lmao I can't stop getting them. I secretly slip them into my friends bags when they're not looking.
When I was a junior in high school, (2010) I made a birthday cake for my math teacher (64years old) and my whole math class. I put a fat brick of weed butter in the cake mix. I never told any of them. They loved the cake though, it got devoured.
when your friends are so excited for your 21st birthday because you can finally drink along with them. Like yeah I wanna know how Bourbon tastes like I'm too intrigued.
my wisdom teeth are coming in.. & I think it's pinching a nerve because that side of my head hurts now. like my ear and head ace, fml I'm falling apart and I'm only 25f, I hope I sleep the pain off.