This christmas I'm gonna spend all my money on really old space-and/or-underwater lego stuff because when I was a kid, these old late 80's/early-to-mid 90's legos always were like...ancient legends - I knew they existed, but it was impossible to get them. - Now, due to ebay, and the fact that many people my age sell their lego stuff, it's easy and cheap to get all the cool shit I always wanted to own as a kid, rare minifigure-parts I wish I've had ten years ago, parts that are not produced anymore etc. The funny thing is, I'm 18 years old and have a working social life - Who will drag me to court?
God damn my pussy is wet.
Confesster has become part of my everyday routine. I always scroll through it before bed
MIy wife is 20 weeks pregnant with a baby boy. When we backtraced the moment of conception, it turned out to be horny sex we'd had in a pool dressing cabin.
Degree is hard. I want to this but at the same time I'm becoming really depressed.
There's someone on here that keeps trying to get people to DM them, even though there's no DM function on here. And then there's another person that's just not having it. Lmao. Think the DM guy is also trying to scam.
I wish I could make people shit their pants with my mind.
I always ask myself , why is it that easy to ignore the loving gestures surrounding me and search the far andbeyond when it's still questionable.
So I'm Jewish and I got a pretty bad sexual fantasy. My wife is an Asian gentile. I want her to dress up in SS gear slap me around during sex. Maybe pee on me. What the fuck is wrong with me?
There's a young intern guy at my mom's workplace and apparently all her coworkers (bunch of middle-aged women) are infatuated with him and wanting him to marry their daughters. Even my mom was like "He'd be a good match for you! 😍🤩😍🤩" but she dropped it when I wasn't that interested. I find this weird but amusing.