i need to go to a whorehouse, but i cant drive yet. taking the bus is too expensive and letting my mom drive would be weird.
Chick calls her BF daddy, nobody bats an eye. Dude calls his GF mommy, everyone loses their mind.
I hope he can recognize me because I don't look like myself on pictures idk why !!!
How can u love one person !! cuz I try and there is no damn way !!!! I just can't like the same person 4 more than one month .
My girlfriends co worker looks like her and I’m pretty attracted to her too. They have similar hairstyle, similar facial features and they’re the same skin tone. Only difference is they are different races. Both of them are hot af tho.
it's my birthday today. yay i turned 18
I had a nightmare but it was funny cuz my crush's gf had lots of accidents and I kept laughing at her!! and wake up on the best mood ever !! whut do u thinkk?
I'm ridiculously amused by people spelling "fuck" as "fug"
The bad thing about having the face I have: I need tons of make up to not get stared at and not feel ugly as hell. The good thing about it: if I want a day off, I just go to work without make up and my boss sends me back home for some days and even praises me for my strong attitude of still wanting to work while I'm so "ill".
My eyebrows are positioned quite low and instead of being straight or arching upwards, they kind of bend downwards. When I have a relaxed face, it makes me look really manly and ugly (I'm a girl, so "manly" is not the look I'm going for). At least I think so. So I made it a habit to always pull up my eyebrows a bit. Not so much that I look surprised, but just enough to make it look as if they're naturally high. I sometimes get sore face muscles from it.