I could play kids games on my phone all day :) Im a child at heart but I’m sure that’s looked down upon to be a child at heart also I can’t find any good iPhone games their all boring no games that I want to come back too or can’t stop playing so I download thousands of games play one time and delete instantly I’ve always been a child at heart
I think David Blain is a the greatest coolest magician ever known.
I don't want to drive to work. I want to work from home.
i feel so alone in life.
I feel guilty when people give me gifts, especially expensive ones. I feel even worse if the gift is spontaneous/without reason, though I still feel this way on my birthday and on Christmas. Christmas isn't as bad because I can at least give something back- but if they give me something expensive I feel bad for not being able to do the same for them. I just feel undeserving of gifts.
People take me more serious when i have glasses on. Problem being is that i have excellent eyesight. Both of my parents wear glasses, but weirdly enough my sister and me dont need glasses at all.
I got a cruising Adventures LEGO set
I don't understand why some want to hold their excretion in their azzyhole, I mean it will rot inside your body and in the long run may endangered you with colon cancer. Let it go, let it become helpful microorganisms.
I ate too much cheese, meat with spicy seasoning four days ago. My stomach had a slight burning sensation for the past three days. I just to a laxative. I am actually looking forward to taking this shit... seriously.
My life feels like a long, drawn out dramadey indie film. I live alone. I work a job 5 days a week, that is repetitive, and some of the co-workers are fake. I'm in a new relationship, that we live far away but make time to see each other. I visit my parents, every other weekend. I wake up, in the middle of the night and have random thoughts, on how to improve my life, but coming up empty. (Movie Title: Coming Up Empty)