All my weight goes into my ass and it looks disproportionate
I hate introduction rounds that new teachers make you do. Like "tell the class 3 fun facts about yourself" or something. I never know what to say; in the one hand, my life isn't exciting, and on the other hand, I don't want to share personal details with the whole class. But if you just make something up, people will eventually find out that you lied and this is awkward as hell. I wish teachers would stop doing this.
I had a nightmare but it was funny cuz my crush's gf had lots of accidents and I kept laughing at her!! and wake up on the best mood ever !! whut do u thinkk?
i love it when people tell me to get professional help. lmao i dont want help i want to die how is help even an option?
Fuck you. You could have asked too. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. I gotta move on. You torture me.
It annoys me when I see the divider meant to separate rolls of toilet paper moved so people use the new roll before using up the half empty one. Paper from a half empty roll wipes your ass just as good as paper from a full roll. Eventually, both rolls will get low. And if both rolls run out before the janitor comes in to refill it, you're screwed if you take that stall. How about we use up what we have first, then switch to the new roll when we need to so the janitors can have time to come back through? Seriously people. The old roll won't bite.
Shipping real people is creepy enough, but when people ship someone with their fucking family members... I have no words.
how can people claim to be accepting of everyone and yet the second someone has a difference of opinion to them, they bash them on social media and say their disgusting/aweful human beings and deserve to die, get run over, get the shit beat out of them, etc. thats not accepting. thats more damaging than the people you claim to be against.
Pretty much all the free-time events and activities at my university involve drinking and lewd humor. I hate stuff like that and the local assumption that everyone in their 20s drinks regularly.
i find it funny that a lot of people who are pro choice are also against guns and want gun control. you want your 'rights' but want to take freedom of choice to own a gun taken away from others. and the logic is 'guns kill people'.... no no no, people with guns CAN kill people doesnt mean they will... however every abortion DOES in fact kill a life. so its funny their backwards logic.