If you ever need to get me out of a public bathroom stall really quickly, just make a phone call in the stall next to me. Or have a loud, obnoxious conversation with someone outside your stall.
my mother is such a brat
just cooked the nastiest pair of shrooms an now my whole home smells like a damned christmas streetmarket
Rodent is a fun word
I wish humans were born from eggs
I’m so excited for the LEGO duplo new planet set that is coming out and the Duplo Lucy set :)
I hate being labelled a weeaboo. So what if I like J-rock and Lolita fashion? It's not like I add Japanese words into my sentences randomly, try to act like an anime character or try to pass off as some Japan-expert. There's a fucking difference between liking some aspects of Japanese culture and worshipping Japan so much that you pretend to be from there.
It doesn't make sense that anything exists.
Words can't express how much I hate cigarette smoke. Not even because that stuff poisons your lungs but because of the godawful smell. It's so disgusting, how did any smoker start doing it in the first place? HOW?
Socialism doesn't work because government can be greedy and use money for their own luxuries instead of helping people. Capitalism doesn't work either because if supporting poor people individually is voluntary, no one wants to do it. Conclusion: humanity is a piece of shit and it can't function regardless of what we do. We better commit mass suicide instead.