When I'm driving, I secretly play a little game. When I'm at the speed limit, I close my eyes and see how high I can count. My record is 19 seconds (and it was in pretty busy traffic.) It's such a rush knowing that I could crash at any moment. Obviously I wouldn't crash though because I'm a pretty good driver. Not like asians; am I right? he he
There is nothing but hostility between me and my neighbor. He trains predatory birds and last month one of his owls got loose and attacked me while I was mowing the lawn. In self defense I killed the owl with an umbrella. He actually held a funeral for the stupid bird (which I payed for by the way; my way of saying sorry even though the bloody thing attacked me). Anyway, last night he comes by my house enraged because, unknown to me, my son had caught the whole owl attack on camera and uploaded it to the net along with "lightsaber" sound effects with each strike of the umbrella. Now the neighbor wants to sue me for "cyber bullying". I wish him and his army of birds would fuck off.
I'm not afraid to be rich, and I'm not afraid to offend anyone. in a minute I will be able to completely detach myself from all emotions. and when that happens how will you be able to shame or hurt me in anyway at all, without you hurting yourself or ending up locked up?... I will never let guilt stop me from achieving and succeeding my own personal goals... s.n.s.
I was always a very skinny kid. And I always wanted to be big.But eating a lot didnt help so my big brother introduced me into fitness.16 at the time after two years of training I made huge gains and felt very good with myself. So I became addicted and wanted to keep feeling like that so I continued with working out a lot and kept pushing myself harder. sadly I got injured and when I tried to exercice it hurts. some time passed I didnt do much and let myself go. now I am big and fat and have 0 motivation and I just feel depressed.
I miss fighting so much. win, lose or draw... there's no other rush in the world that makes me feel so alive.
this girl who likes to run in the forest I walk too told her I liked her but she sent me to the friend zone I blacked out next thing I remember is had my pants down she was lying there like in bruises her clothes ripped off and was crying I left quickly but my head and body hurts took a shower but my ass is bleeding a little .. what happened???
American spends so much money, time and energy to have the best atlethes in the Olympics... And for what? To beat russian and chinese athletes? Pointless and frivolous... The other two countries also do it, i just don't think it's that important, the Cold War is over.
This years olympics is shambles! I've been watching the equestrian with my family and we all agree it's shit in brazil and it was a terrible idea to have it there. 1. It's WAY too hot. 2. People have been mugged and burgled in the olympic village. 3. At the equestrian centre TWO ARMY BULLETS have been shot through the window ( their excuse was that it was training, but only after it was proved it was them, before they were saying it wasn't them). 4. The judging is COMPLETELY biased towards Brazil and Germany ( the judges keep accusing Britain of touching the water, when they clearly did not. And when brazil keep knocking the poles so loudly we can hear it, they do nothing! But! When that happened to A Brit, they were penalised for NOTHING. They are appealing it but nothing will change.) 5. The rowing teams have been advised to take pills so that if they get in the water, they won't DIE! 6. The water in the water jumps are dyed blue, so i assume the water is naturally green or some shit. Also in the diving pool, it is supposedly DYED green but i don't believe them. 7. The hot water doesn't work in the village and some of the shower heads have fallen off. This was mainly based on the equestrian thing but I'm glad to get that off my chest.😤
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My neighbor's been a real dick to me since he got home and caught me in his spa. I don't see the problem, it's not like I was in his house or anything. For karma I've been killing frogs and throwing them into his spa. I've got pretty good dead frog aim, my furthest throw was like 150 feet.