I'm watching the super bowl and all that I can think about is when diddy smacked drake. old niggas smacking young niggas.
I hate when fat people make excuses for being morbid or obese. Get off your lazy ass and make a real effort. Fat is not inherited. don't try to make morbid or obese sexy. it's kills people. fatties want to put down being lean, thin, and skinny but demand that they're never put down for their size.
getting fat is the saddest thing about alcohlism.
I love you, you love me, Barney gave me stds
Once upon a time I was a promising basketbal talent. I was just 2 weeks away from a flight to an American college to play ball at a full scolarship. Guess who broke his knee and dislocated his shoulder? YEAH ME new year new chances,guess who busted his shoulder so badly he couldnt even walk his dog without possible dislocation? I hated my life, for about 10 years I resented myself and my carelesness, dropped outta school. became depressed bla bla. Guess who has a decent education and 2 great job offers? With a car from the job? YEAH ME
I don't understand sports.
I have the biggest crush on one of the girls in my rugby team but I'm too scared to say anything to her since she's seven years older than me. Also, she said that she hated stereotypes and what's more stereotypical than a lesbian rugby player?
I would love to do martial arts but I have a foot fetish and don't want to risk an embarrassing boner.
I hate when I'm playing 8 ball pool on my phone and someone calls me when I'm winning😠
I have a fencing meet this weekend, but I'm in my period. my knickers are white. 😨😨