what is it with men needing their balls emptied? i just wanted to cuddle.

Why people don't get my nonsensical humor, and think I am being serious? - Translated by Bing.

I Love waking up with my dick rock hard. it's Just a nice naughty feeling. I'm always late in the morning because I keep enjoying it. It won't get soft till I'm already up and having breakfast

I would have liked being a dancer...but I'm fat

I believe in bigfoot. I think he is real. I think I heard him one night we were camping near Dallas, Texas. There is too much evidence of his existence. I get ridiculed and dismissed when I talk about it. Anyone else out there believe or see bigfoot? Only serious responses please.

I have a confession.. I'm young, attractive, healthy. Life isn't the greatest, but it's far from the worst. I have hard times and good times just like everyone else. I know pain, I know what it's like to suffer. But I also remember what it feels like to smile, I remember the sound of my own laughter. I don't live for others, not entirely sure if I even live for myself. The truth is I just want to do something with my life, I want to help people, and see the world. More importantly in my opinion I want to start a family.. My confession is my life is fucking great, the best it's ever been and I am the only person that knocks me down. I am my own kriptonite and it sucks. It sucks because I have everything, and I love it to death but I constantly question myself and wonder what if I didn't have my life. Sometimes I don't feel like I deserve these amazing things because I feel like a monster. I have been single for over a year because I feel like I'm doing people a favor by staying away from them and I am fucking delusional. I break down talking to my friends, to my family because they tell me they don't understand how I could hate myself, that it's horrible to watch me in pain because I don't deserve it. I break down because they're right, but I would die before I become egotistical and so I think of holding a gun to my head in front of a crowd and alone because I so desperately want to be saved, but I know I am the only person who can save me from myself. To my loved ones I am so sorry I am this way, and that I can't explain what's wrong with me. I am sorry that I smile and nod off the pain and then silently scream at night in my agony. I am sorry I don't call for help. I am sorry I don't stay in touch. This is who I am. And to God if there is some paradise and some horrendous prison then all I ask is to be judged fairly and justly. I live and I've never had the courage to stop that, so when my time comes I only want to be in the place that I deserve to be in.. And to everyone reading, thank you.

I need help looking up good vitamins. I dont want to buy cheap ones either (Wally works) ..... I hear Herbalife is good but you have to know someone who sells them. any bodybuilders in here? any suggestions? (I'm female 28 btw) idk if that would help? thanks!

i have started my routine of 90 squats a day but... I already have trouble walking and I doubt I can actually do it already...

I confess that I have no confession to make

When I was in the 7th grade, my mom passed away a few months before I was about to try out for basketball for the first time. I made the team, but I couldn't play at practice a lot because my grades were dropping. The practices I could play at I couldn't get my head in the game, and I would be talked about all the time by the other girls. One stood out the most, and I could hear her harsh words, and the laughing of the girls that agreed. I couldn't do it anymore, so I quit right before the first game of the season. I haven't stepped back on the court to play with a team since then. I still play with my dad sometimes, but It will never be what I wanted for myself. I'm now finishing my Junior year of High School, and all of the girls that ridiculed me then are still on the team today, and the worst one is in my Algebra II class. Last year I played a 3 on 3 against her and kicked her ass, but it doesn't take away how she made me feel like I was nothing back then.