i tried to start working out so i don't die at 40 from inactivity ...but i don't have time. i literally come home from school, cram homework, go to work, and then go to sleep about every day. help.

i dont like the way my body looks, im not really fat or anything, and i dont think theres anything wrong with being fat, but whenever im like naked and i see my tummy and my thick thighs and flabby arms im just uncomfortable with it, like im not disgusted by my appearance but i dont like it?? so im trying really hard to lose the excess fat by exercising, but its hard to make time for it, and eating right is just too expensive and tedious. and its sort of embarrassing to tell people that im doing this bc i want to change how i look bc i know what theyll think, that im doing it for someone, but its just for my own personal gratification but im not giving up! but it sure is tempting sometimes haha...

I'm watching the super bowl and all that I can think about is when diddy smacked drake. old niggas smacking young niggas.

I hate when fat people make excuses for being morbid or obese. Get off your lazy ass and make a real effort. Fat is not inherited. don't try to make morbid or obese sexy. it's kills people. fatties want to put down being lean, thin, and skinny but demand that they're never put down for their size.

getting fat is the saddest thing about alcohlism.

I love you, you love me, Barney gave me stds

Once upon a time I was a promising basketbal talent. I was just 2 weeks away from a flight to an American college to play ball at a full scolarship. Guess who broke his knee and dislocated his shoulder? YEAH ME new year new chances,guess who busted his shoulder so badly he couldnt even walk his dog without possible dislocation? I hated my life, for about 10 years I resented myself and my carelesness, dropped outta school. became depressed bla bla. Guess who has a decent education and 2 great job offers? With a car from the job? YEAH ME

I don't understand sports.

I have the biggest crush on one of the girls in my rugby team but I'm too scared to say anything to her since she's seven years older than me. Also, she said that she hated stereotypes and what's more stereotypical than a lesbian rugby player?

I would love to do martial arts but I have a foot fetish and don't want to risk an embarrassing boner.