I prank called two female bill collector's and I told the one in Pennsylvania to take off her panties and then I told her to get naked
I got two fucked up call's today from Albuquerque and Rhode island
I saw a beautiful lady in my neighborhood named Julie
My gf recieves alot of d*** pictures in her inbox from random guys. she doesn't pay attention to the guys so she just blocks them. but she does save their d*** pics on her phone, and later masturbates to them. I caught her a couple times and it always turns me on
Another quiet day on the phone today I didn't have to curse out any wrong numbers or any bill collector's
i cant wait to punch some ppl in the face
It is so fucking hot outside I wish I could walk around naked
Wanna hear a quite embarrassing thing that just happened to me? I'm still mortified. So, because of Corona, our school introduced a new policy: only one person at a time is allowed in the bathroom. As a result, there's usually a big line in front of the girl's toilets. Now, because you know that nobody is about to enter anyways, I've adopted the habit of not locking the stall door anymore. Not even consciously, I just don't do it anymore. Today during lessons I noticed that I was getting my period, so I rushed to the toilets as soon as the bell rang. You probably can guess where this is going, but trust me, it's even worse. Because the line in front of the girl's toilets was so long, I just went into the boy's toilets. And because it was empty and because I was used to it, I didn't lock the stall. I pulled down my pants, they're all bloody, and quickly put in a tampon- which I always do standing up because I try to not touch public toilet seats if I don't have to. And in comes a guy from one of my classes. This is the picture he must have seen: a panting girl with disgusting, bloody underwear just standing there with a finger in her vagina, looking at him with a shocked expression. The only hope I have is the fact that he's more the quiet type and possibly won't tell anyone.
Something that irks me is just how many people complain about their pets not leaving them alone in the bathroom. I understand people complaining about kids- kids can open doors, and not all doors lock. But cats and dogs for the most part can't open doors. If they can, change your doorknobs. So I'm left wondering WHY THE HELL DOESN'T ANYONE SHUT THE DOOR WHEN THEY TAKE A SHIT?! This problem could be easily resolved if you just had even a single scrap of a manner. It's disgusting how many people are okay with everyone knowing they just leave the door open when they use the bathroom.
I wonder if instead of all this rioting and looting, the world would come together in a world wide peace orgy fest and continue it for the rest of 2020. everyone just needs some relief