I remember the first time I went to withdraw cash from an ATM I said "thank you" to the fucking thing
I kind of wish id had someone that wanted to get changed with me when I was little :3
when I'm babysitting my little niece i switch her binky for something else don't knock it til you try it fills that little mouth up
For some reason my gf told her younger sister (21) that I like when my gfs pussy smells like cheese. So yesterday when I went over my gf place, my gf went to the bathroom and I stayed in the living room. Her sister walked by me and said, "I heard you like cheesy smelling pussy. " Then she put her hands inside her underwear, and made me smell her fingers after. Her pussy smelled just like my gf pussy. It got me hard instantly and she noticed.She giggled and then walked away
Well my dog Coco jumped the fence today ,as I was about to leave the house she come walking up the sidewalk. Well I have my sister Vanessa on permanent block from calling me after we had a falling out yesterday, well I have cut off all communication with her till further notice until she comes to her senses. Well my phone was really quiet today I didn't have to deal with any jackasses on the phone today
I'm into girls,but I read a yaoi manga for no reason and now I kinda like guys 2, that's disgusting...I want to go back !!!!
so like im talking to this hes really hot and i think he likes me. the only promblem is that hes 2 years older than me. i told him im 24 but im actually 22 what should i do
I feel shame and guilt over the fact that when I was being raped and sexually abused as a young child by my dad I had orgasims and sometimes even anticipated the sexual abuse I became use to that feeling and now as an adult I don't know how to have orgasims without thinking about what he did to me and it makes me sick to think about it all.....
Well today was a very rocky day me and a member of my family got a little rough in a text message. Well after the ordeal ,I got a call from my friend Brandon he sent me a prank dial about my least favorite person Mr Dumbass in the White House. Well after that I talked to a friend of mine him and his dad got into a argument, well I did get a call from Oklahoma about some student loan forgiveness. I told that guy that I wanted to get naked with his wife and he hung up on me
Well, one time a girl called me by Whatsapp, and while that I was in call with her I was shitting, and I couldn't clean my ass well, so I went to the shower and use my hand to clean it you know, and while that I was still talking to her and she was hearing the sounds I made and asked me "What are you doing" and I replied nothing, this moment I just want to erase it from my life I am disgusting lmao