Gonna go to the Birthday Party of a friend's girlfriend in a few hours. I do not even want to go there, I just go because some of the people there are invited to my birthday-party next week and it would be utmost hypocritical if I wouldn't go...well, at least there are free drinks and weed...
im a white guy from New Orleans..that loves women ...I was high on meth one night and let three black shemales gangbang me in a motel room for an entire weekend..they took turns fucking me in my ass and making me suck their cocks.... I loved every minute of it
ok so I kinda like this guy in my class, NOT in a relationship way. I wanna be his friend soooo badly, and he's the ever so generic, popular guy. He's really nice and sweet and funny, and NOT my type to be in a relationship with, but just my type to be friends with. He has so many friends, and just about all of them have made fun of me at one point or another. We have just started to talk, but it was in health class and it was about masturbation because I said a really funny joke about the subject, he calls me out for it though just to make jokes out of my joke. And also he has a girlfriend, or had I'm not really sure they're pretty on and off but he's not the one to break it off, because he's so loyal to her and whenever they're dating she's super possessive, and when they're not it's like she doesn't even know him, and I'm afraid if I ask him he'll just assume that I like him, if I ask her if they're dating she'll freak because it's happened before, if not she'll laugh at my face and think that I like him and tell EVERYONE, and if I ask my friends they'll laugh because I'm known as the dumbass in my group because I know no tea, if I ask anyone they'll tell him , because he's friends with mostly everybody. What the freak.
So, I am into financial domination. I know i need to stop. But, I cannot. I'm being drained by a beautiful woman online. She Is taking all my money. She tells me to pull my underwear down to my ankles, and stroke and charges me $2.99 a minute. I know I have a problem and had to tell someone.
Does anybody here love studying? why I always dying while studying😥😢😭
I'm fucking tirreeeeddd bitjjjhh😈
I took a long nap today and had a dream where there were two dogs. A big white fluffy dog and an equally big dark brown or black dog sitting next to each other. I walked towards them. The white dog sat there and just watched me. The dark dog jumped on me and knocked me over, licking me. I knew it was playing and just wanted love but it scared me. I tried yelling "no" when it jumped on me. I tried yelling for help when I was knocked over and couldn't get away, but I could barely get words out. It scared me so much I could feel my heart pounding. I knew it was a dream so I forced myself to wake up and get out of there. I'm not normally scared of dogs in real life. I'm trying to google what the dream means but the answers aren't specific enough to answer what it means when the dog was playing but I was still scared. It wasn't growling or biting, but "aggressive dog" is the closest result I'm getting.
midterm reaaally makes me sick
Thoughts of a guy who went from "absolute beginner" into having kinky sex in a few month: Things have gotten kinda weird since we established a safeword...for example, she doesn't want me to do anal, yet things get worked up and since she didn't say the safeword, I still do it, then she asks me to continue because according to her, she likes it if I go, as she said, "wild" on her and "abuse" her. I mean, yeah, hardcore sex is fun and all, but it's utmost questionable once the point at which "no means yes" is reached. Also we're into pet play, and it's fun to hear her purr like a cat while cumming, but, dear god, the implications of the whole "animal"-theme kinda make me uncomfortable. Another interesting thing is: While I'm horny, her cum tastes really good, but afterwards I realize that it actually tastes hardly defineable, mostly like urine - google it, the stuff's mostly made up from it - yet slightly better, I guess... (I'd would almost be sad if this doesn't end up on r/Ihavesex)
I did a bedtime routine yoga routine and let out the loudest, bubbliest, stinkiest fart. I just had to sit there for a minute saying "oh lawd. Oh LAWD". I'm really glad I don't go to yoga classes or workout in public. Seriously the smell lingered for like 10 minutes.