When I was a teenager, I used to masturbate a lot. My dog was with me and he started licking me... I didn't stop him. It was even the opposite bc I actually really enjoyed it. Can you tell me how bad it is? I love being humiliated.
I might have a quiet day on the phone today
I saw some hot ladies at the park today
My mother and father divorced, when I was 2 years old. I went to see my mother this past Saturday. My mother never knew that my dad had a son, that was adopted out, before he met my mother.
I got my first fucked up call from scam likely today they had told me that I won a vacation it was a lady on the other end of the phone I told her that she can have a vacation on sucking my dick
In the 90s, I didn't like the top lists of beautiful women and thought I should do mine. After 20 years, computer files, apps and tournaments now have a solid top 100. My all time top 3 are Yvonne Craig, Teri Garr and Judi Bowker. My top 3 now are Zooey Deschanel, Gal Gadot and Scarlett Johansson.
I think bullying is so much fun. Back in high school, it was a fun way to bond with my friends and girlfriend. We were all so vicious to weakass nerds. My girlfriend loved to humiliate them in front of others. She would even sit on them when the teacher was not in class lmfao
I'm an airsoft enthusiast/Referee worker at my local field and our shop finally reopened today! After a long work day and a miserably long state shutdown period and having been suspended from my main job, not to mention relationship problems within the months, needless to say I was ecstatic to go back to my beloved sport and hobby! I missed the pain and adrenaline it gave me and the excercise I received. Showed up and felt an immediate sense of welcome back to my home away from homes. some of the coolest guys I met were there along with other familiar faces and some I simply forgot but still welcomed as if we were acquainted. One face stuck out in particular that I didnt recognize. Some little 7 year old kid saw me when I walked in and his face cracked this big, toothy grin. I didnt recognize him but I'm not denying my selective memory or being rude so I returned it with a gentle smile and a courteous tip of my hat. During the first hour as I was setting up my gear and assembling my Airsoft rifles, I took notice he kept walking by my table here and there and peeking at my workings. I moderately ignored him but not in a rude way as I wasnt sure of what his intentions were nor did I want to be aloof and just brush him off. They're my extended family of friends. I'll treat them with the same respect. After the second hour started, I noticed I was missing a glove. I already missed 3 games to play and I didnt want to miss anymore but I didn't want to go with only one glove. While I searched for my glove, that kid didnt go up either. He just meandered around the lobby and passed by my way as I looked frantically for my glove. I overheard the owner ask him if he was gonna go up again, to which he didn't get a verbal reply but a shake of the head. While I looked, I talked to some other people and that kid walked by me and was twirling his airsoft pistol on his middle finger like a helicopter rotor. Me, having spent two years practicing gun twirling, saw the calamity ahead and gave him some pointers on proper technique, gave him a demonstration with my custom built Elite Force Smokewagon revolver. He started practicing and wandered off. Finally I concluded my glove was left at home! so I drove home real quick, found it on the ground and drove back. By that time another game passed and I was two and a half hours in with no playtime!!! As I entered the front door, the owner/ my boss approached me and said "Hey Batman." (My callsign is Batman). I ask what's up and he tells me that the kid was waiting for me to return. Confused, I asked why. He said "He wont go up until you do. Guess he feels safer when you're up there." Jestingly, I say that if he wants safer I reccomend he picks one of the other half dozen players because I'm practically a suicide runner making impossibly stupid choices and making it work. I prefer to work alone. But I didnt want to still be a dick. We went up, my FIRST GAME IN MONTHS!!, And during the countdown, the kid comes up to me and says "you got my back right?" his english was broken and his sentence structure was questionable but I responded with "I got your back bud." Throughout the entire duration of the day, he and I were on the same teams and i always kept his back covered. He lead and I covered. During the time I gave him the nickname "Curly fries" cause his hair was extremely curly and it was the first thing that hit my mind. I let him use my personal gun, which I never do because I don't trust random kids with my $300 AEG. He treated it well. At the end of the night when we were packing up, he asked me if I'll be back tomorrow. I told him "I'll be back tomorrow curly fries. If you want, you can use my gun again." He left and I was left with a question. I asked my boss what was up with that kid. He told me "He looks up to you Batman. You treat him nice. I guess his dad isnt around that much and isnt that nice.". I dont remember this kid for the life of me, not denying I havent met him before. He's a nice kid.
my mom was confused today when I showed up at the house with condoms... she knows I'm having sex. the confusion was because "shouldn't that be the guy's responsibility. what are you doing buying condoms". yes you know what mom, it should be. I pay for birth control, makes perfect sense for the guy to buy the condoms. not arguing there. however, I'm also not going to leave my sexual health up to someone else. the guy may not want a kid, but hey, he has an out. if I don't want a kid, I have to take all the precautions necessary. not to mention the whole STD thing. I'd love to say I trust every guy I sleep with 100%. but that's not realistic. so I would rather just be prepared than to either say no in the heat of the moment, or compromise myself because he wasn't prepared... my ex never bought a condom the whole 4 years we were dating. she never said a word... I just started dating this new guy a couple months ago (who btw has had a condom everytime we've needed one) and she makes a comment that I bought condoms. least I'm using them. leave me be.
I used to eat paper when I was a kid.