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Yesterday I had a poop so big it wouldn't flush. I flushed twice and it just wouldn't go down. I probably could blame the low flow toilets, but that was honestly the King Kong of turds. One of those where my belly hurt so much before and instantly felt better. The janitor came in right after I left. I'm sorry Willy, I didn't know what to do. But I went back later and the out of order sign wasn't on the stall so it must've went down somehow. There were a couple of other girls who left the bathroom at the same time as me so hopefully he doesn't know which one of us left that surprise.

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  • omg 😭 reminds me of the reddit thread about the poop knife. Long story short, everyone in this family shits bricks so they keep a rusty knife in the bathroom to cut the turds with. And the kid is confused when he goes to someone else's house and they don't have a poop knife. It's a hilarious thread.

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when i was 16, me and my cousin started hooking up. she used to come over to my house everyday . it started with us playing "wrestling" ..one thing lead to another .. the crazy part was that' i was a virgin, i lost my virginity to my cousin .we hooked up a few times, there was one moment we had around Christmas. she came over and got very drunk 😏 she couldnt hold back. she didnt care anymore and came into my room that night. we were so loud, im surprised we didnt get caught.. to be continued 😉

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  • So what did she name the 2 headed Cyclops baby 9 months later?

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I hate randomly waking up after only a few hours of precious sleep, and despite trying, being unable to fall asleep again. I'm so exhausted that my head hurts, I feel like someone parked a car on my face. I'm tired. Why can't I sleep?

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  • Might be a sleep disorder...see a doctor

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I grew up in the US and I hated it there. It's so hard to make friends.. for introverts... I'm always lonely and depressed and life is very demanding. When I moved in the Philippines, it was easy to connect with people "in person". Yeah the country can be unsafe, and can be damn humid but I love the people here. The people that I met somehow cured my depression. Yeah bad health care as well but I love it here! I love the food, the culture, events, and I can live by the limitations of that from the first world country. I dont really care what my parents think, I live my Filipino heritage and their social connection. Something considered awkward when I was in the US.

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  • Philippines is great if you understand the people. Better since Duterte came along. More infrastructure and you can walk at night in Davao. Also Penong's is the best restaurant ever.

  • If it mmakes you happy, then it’s the right thing for you. Screw what everyone else says

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I dont like sweets and I love the taste of veggies.. It's odd because sweets are naturally attractive to human taste and veggies aren't. I mean bitter taste are the best but sweets are pretty eww

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  • It's just preference. There are lots of people who don't like sweets. I personally love sweets and vegetables, and sweet veggies like baby carrots and sugar snap peas are always fun

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So I met this girl in the middle of last semester and I kind of knew that she was into me at the time, the thing was that I thought I would never see her again because we are studying completely different courses. But ever since I met her, I saw her a lot of times and the thing is that she was really cool and I want to talk to her again but every time I see her I am with my friends and it is not option to ditch my friends just to talk to her and I know she still remembers me because holds a gaze and smiles at me every time she sees me, I just wish I can have another opportunity to talk to her again

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  • Next time you posts this the girl will probably be married with 3 kids. Just let go of that damn topic, dude.

  • Dude... I remember when you confessed this the first time. It's been months and I see you didn't take anyone's advice, so I'm gonna tell you again: TALK TO HER, YOUR FRIENDS BE DAMNED. If your so-called 'friends' get butthurt about you talking to other people, they were never really your friends to begin with. You can see your friends later, you only see her a few times a week, if that. If you like her, grow a pair and tell your friends to fuck off if they have a problem with you not spending 100% of your time with them. They are not the center of the universe. And if they're good friends, they'll understand and even encourage you to go talk to the girl you like. Just fucking talk to her, dude

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It's just been a really bad week... and it's been so long. I feel like it's been a month since last weekend. I just want things to go back to normal.

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Back in my teenage years, I had a group of friends, in which I was the weird, fat kid. I quit it some years ago because I realized that they mostly made fun of me behind my back...and then it all broke apart. However that may be, I'm self-rightously glad that the guy that was the greatest backstabber now looks like a fat, old woman drenched in old frying fat, has failed miserably in life and still is a virgin, while I lost my weight and have a great relationship. It's childish and doesn't really matter to anyone, I know, but boy how glad I am that I'm not the last one of the group to lose his virginity...as far as I know, I'm the second, the first one was the "chad" of our group and ironically the only member of this group I somewhat regularly am still in contact with.

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  • I was rooting for you, till the virginity part. Ewww you guys all sound like incels, how creepy and cringey it is to keep tabs of who lost their virginity first, second or last! Gross!

  • This confession was fine until you made it about virginity... literally who the fuck cares? It's just sex. It's not important if or when you do it. It's nothing to brag about. That said, karma is a bitch and I'm glad that asshole got what he deserved.

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Sorry for the long one in advance. So I grew up with only my mother. My dad tried to kidnap me twice as a child and succeeded once so haven't seen him since I was young and he went to jail for this. In the meantime my childhood has been tough for a number of reasons, one of them is that I've always been my mothers only form or support. When I was 11 years old I found out she has a chronic disease, Huntington disease if anyone cares, and so I've over the years become my mother's mother more and more. And though I can take a lot and still love my mother, she hasn't always been good. She called me worthless and cried about wanting to die because of me nearly on the daily, breaking half the house in her rage on the regular. And even though I'm an adult now and I moved out some years ago already, I still get bothered by her a lot. She calls me 3 times a day at least, constantly tries to come over and pick me up from work and so on. And many say "why do you complain, your mother is just spoiling you, I wish I had a mom ready to pick me up any time". Well not if it means crossing over personal boundaries. One day I was on a date with my (then) boyfriend who lived oversees. Him and I would go on a double date but we were way too early so being in the city centre already anyway we decided to pop into a store as he needed some clothes. When my mom texted how I was I happily replied what we were doing and she want crazy on us. Getting angry and ranging on and on about how she didn't get to go along. This was just hopping into a store for like 20 minutes mind you. And the other day I had to get angry and scream, legit scream at her that she wasn't allowed to come to my house because I had to leave. All I did was ask if she knew where something was which I lost after she visited. I never needed her to come over. Its just become disrespectful and condescending by now how much she's even unwilling to consider I have boundaries. I don't know what to do. Tldr: My mother is just too much, I don't know what to do.

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  • I had similar problems. I got married and my mother would still let herself into the house constantly. Even while we were having sex. When I begged her to stop coming by everyday she got pissed and disowned me. Best thing that ever happened to me. We're finally free.

  • The irony is that she's pushing you away because she's afraid of losing you

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Sometimes I think "What I would tell myself when I was younger to talk myself out of suicide?" What moment would I show myself to make me untie the noose and think, this is worth powering through. This weekend I found it. My daughter came out of the tub with wet hair and handed me a brush. Rushed excitedly to my chair, turned her back to it and closed her eyes. Seeing the smile in her face as I brushed her hair is legit one of the greatest feelings in the history of the world. This was worth everything.

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