My mom's a fucking psycho!

"Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail.

I am going to sell my butt virginity should I make an auction or set a price?

'I met a chipmunk today...Told him my name is Joe.....That lie will haunt me....forever'...

I have Histrionic Tendencies....

When your old and shitting yourself I'm putting you in a home so you can be as miserable as you've made me my whole life......

When I was a kid, I once ate my poop. I was curious about what it would taste like, so I poked it with a tooth pick and licked the (very small) piece that stuck on it. It was horribly disgusting and even though that was 16 years ago, I still remember the taste. It made 2 girls one cup even more disgusting to me.

Kill em Kamishini No Yari...

Remembering things sucks!

I seen my middle/high school bully at the gym. I could easily clock her but I ain't like her. I'm not a bully and I stand by my beliefs as a human being to treat people how I want to be treated. Never a hypocrite!