I ran away from my wife and kids and the only thing I left them was a slice of cheese
I played in the shower with a toy a dear friend of mine gave me the idea to use. anyway I came so hard. my abs where convulsing, legs shaking, literally screamed in pleaser. my only regret, not filming it for a special someone
he knows i stole the beer, he can smell it on me, see it in the retarded way i behave....i just lost a good friend...what can i say, im a drunk who hates his life. Wish i could just say no to alcohol but i cant
So now people that use this f**king anonymous app are getting known by their nicknames.. what the actual f**k. - Wolf (oh the irony..)
I have court on Wednesday and have to pay 1313.85 for restitution for keying a girls car and I don't have the money, I was only given a month to get the money and if I don't have it then I go to jail for 1 or 3 months.
You either love the walking dead, or you're wrong.
I am a girl and I think make up is weird. It rottens your skin slowly but you feel good using it. It makes you a liar indirectly but somehow people think it is normal. Using a mask is normal. Lying to ourselves and lying to everyone is normal. And when I tried to be honest and use no make up at all, they judge me. Really. I just dont understand this world. I care about boys' opinions and I dont want to be called ugly but I also dont want them to think I am 'that' fakely beautiful. Fuck it. No make up feels better anyway.
My gay brother just announced that he "found God," so he's dumping his husband of 4 months, leaving the "homosexual lifestyle," and becoming a "good, devout Christian man." WTF?!
People should stop having useless crushes on others. If we don't give you attention, we're not interested.Your reactions in front of us is not charming, but ridiculous. And just saying, WE KNOW.
I posted my friends ex boyfriend's nude pics (james hodges from El Centro, Ca.) on the net because he did it to her and she was too afraid to do it.