girl for a talk?🙂 m19 here🖐🏻
I made a deal with a female friend that if I took a photo of myself naked in the street, then I could see her nude in return. She agreed. I did my end of the deal and sent her the photo with full frontal. She just laughed and said "Oh my God" followed by "you're tiny". I reminded her about it occasionally for the next few months, and she kept saying that she was unhappy about her weight and brushing it off. Eventually, she sent me a photo of herself in her underwear. I told her that the deal was full nudity. Then she just went on a rant about slippery slopes and how I shouldn't be asking for nudes. Now I feel humiliated because she has a photo of me naked in public that she can access at any time and laugh at or even share... but the thought of that turns me on. I still hope that one day I can find a nude picture of her online, so I can make fun of her the way she did me. Apparently a video does exist, but I haven't been able to find it.
i've been on a trip with my best friend and his girlfriend. just before we went, i was wondering if it was gonna be kinda awkward. i became so. they started fighting over things that upset her, which i could not relate to. he tried hours and hours to please her until it turned into a shopping trip. it annoyed me pretty much and in the end i became that asshole bestfriend to her, making inappropriate jokes and i felt bad for so many stereotypes on that vacation.
I see no reason a sane man would marry in this country anymore. So I am to bet you half my earnings forever, that you will love me forever, and if I lose, I lose it all? If I win I get nothing. Meanwhile women are more than happy to shack up with me where I retain all the cards and could kick them out at a moment's notice if I get bored, angry, or just find someone better. Why would I do that? Why would anyone?
I'm a 40 y/o male. So, two days ago I went to an Outback Steakhouse with my wife. We got there but we had to wait, as all tables were taken. While we were waiting my wife went to use the toilet and I called a waitress to bring us something to drink. A cute little blondie waitress (no more than 22 years old) answered, and she did a weird thing. She grabbed my hand and said something like "yeah, I'm here for you, just ask anything". OKAY, a bit weird but fine. So I asked for a few drinks and she went off. Some time passed and we got a free table and the same blond girl was waiting in that area. So she comes over, smiles and say "oh it's Mr Lopez from before, it's a pleasure to serve you again". So my wife and I sit and ask for more drinks and some steak to eat. As soon as the girl leaves my wife says to me "she's flirting with you". I replied something like "nah she's far too young, she's being nice for a good tip". Then the girl comes with our drinks and serves us with a smile. My wife was checking something on her phone, so the girl puts wife's drink in front of her, then hands my drink and gives me a wink. At this point I'm thinking "it's nothing, wife's just being weird and it is getting to me, nothing is happening at all". Some more time pass, wife goes to the toilets again and I had asked for more sauce of some sort. Blondie waitress comes and hands me the sauce, but she holds my hand while doing it, and another wink. Now I'm thinking "oh shit what's going on". Waitress leaves, wifes come back and dinner goes on normally. Now it's time to get the bill. Blondie comes back with the bill, puts it in my hand and closes my hand over the bill, covering my hand with hers. I pay for the bill and we leave. Now, I'm curious about her behavior, so I check the bill and lo and behold: there's a goddamn phone number written in there. I went and tossed the bill on the bin and never looked back.
ladies. either you shave and keep up with it or dont shave at all. I think I speak for a lot of guys when I say the porcupine thing ain't working. rather not be poked with every thrust.
You think it's easy being me? I'm a disfuncional adult, never had a girlfriend or sex, had friends but pissed all of them and only three talk to me now (I hate one of them btw), can't drive because of my anxiety, can't get a job because of anxiety and the of not belonging anywhere. That's right: I am an outcast, a pariah and always have been since I can remember.
I've seen so many failed relationships that I'm gradually turning into someone who doesn't believe in marriage. I used to dreamt of having an extravagant wedding, but now I can't see the spark or magic on it.
I feel like I am different from everyone else. I can't find anyone with the same opinions that I have. I am 20 and I miss how the world used to be a few years ago.I miss the social facebook games why doesn't anyone play them anymore?, I miss when printed magazines were still popular, I miss msn and its fun way to chats, I miss when outings were still simple and fun, not fucking nightclubs or very expensive restaurants, I miss when there were challenges and competitions, I miss social games like spin the bottle and truth or dare,I miss when collecting coins and stamps was still a thing. Why am I the only one in this large world who misses these amazing things, and WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE ME FEEL WEIRD AND JUDGE ME WHEN I TELL THEM I MISS THESE THINGS? I can't fit in in the current way of life where all what people around think about is clubbing,dogs,gym and food. I feel very bored, very lonely and very depressed. am I the only one in this huge world who misses the things above? is there any other person like me?
Back in my teenage years, I had a group of friends, in which I was the weird, fat kid. I quit it some years ago because I realized that they mostly made fun of me behind my back...and then it all broke apart. However that may be, I'm self-rightously glad that the guy that was the greatest backstabber now looks like a fat, old woman drenched in old frying fat, has failed miserably in life and still is a virgin, while I lost my weight and have a great relationship. It's childish and doesn't really matter to anyone, I know, but boy how glad I am that I'm not the last one of the group to lose his virginity...as far as I know, I'm the second, the first one was the "chad" of our group and ironically the only member of this group I somewhat regularly am still in contact with.