These spanish motherfuckers are gonna drive me off the ledge! These stupid motherfuckers need to realize that this shit ain't free, and it's definitely not offensive that they have to pay for it! Stupid sons of bitches. Smh
i am a transphobic.
Now that I'm retired I've found purpose in life by attending various corporate buildings and polluting their lifts with my farts. I dream of defecating in one some day but I fear I may not be able to hold a straight face. My tip is to stand towards the door so anyone wishing to enter or leave must negotiate a cloud of your invisible ass odour. People are so polite, they would rather inhale my ass juice and remain silent as opposed to calling me out as the dirty and bored old cunt I am.
this boy i seen at the park was so goddamn fine. he was tall light skin with a juicy ass. he must have been in high school but fuck it! if he need a big brother he want to have fun with, he can ring my bell!
watched daughter, her friend and sister eat each other out!
It's been a while since i jerked off and yesterday i did it 3 times. My penis got sore after the first and after the last one there was actually blood.
hillary democrat rightchere but im glad trump got rid of trannies in the military let's be real they realized gov't would pay for hormone mutilation that way. lol now they wont. i'm also glad trump backed out of the paris agreement lol i realize most ppl are naturally conservative on some things and liberal on others it's not so cut and dry unless someone is lying or brainwashed
i love how mother fuckers cant speak. what a fucking bitch
he DOES answer prayer.
Nothing lasts forever. Those bestfriends you have now will eventually move on with their lives and leave you. I always keep that in mind so I dont get sad when people change or leave me