I like to smell my own farts. And I love to disgust people. I'm proud to say that I have made a few puke due to the intensive odor. I have a food list that I've carefully put together to know which one gives the worst stinks. My profession? I'm a successful lawyer.
I have been cheating on my wife for over a year now in a gay relationship...
I slept with my friends' boyfriend. He often cheated on her and she was rude to me. I don't regret it at all and would do it again in a heartbeat.
My boyfriend broke up with me and few hours later I started dating my ex that I had been cheating on him with.
I'm a weed smoker and I look down on people who drink alcohol. I genuinely believe that if the laws were switched tomorrow (weed becomes legal and alcohol illegal) then the world would be a much better place. You never see an aggressive or disorderly stoner.
I have a long distance relationship and i cheated on her. I'm still not sure if we are having a "real" relationship.
I'm sleeping with a married man.... and I don't regret it.
As a teenager, I loved taking peoples virginities. I would make it my mission once I found out that they were virgins, my virginity count is 25...
I locked my kid in the closet when she wont stop crying
I sometimes forget I'm famous (I'm not gonna tell who I am)