I got so drunk once and got "What would Jesus do" tattooed on my ass..
I only take a bath when I already smell...and when other people can smell me too...like from a mile away.
2 years ago my wife was in a car crash and lost one of her legs. We haven't made love since because quite frankly the stump disgusts me. A young receptionist at my work is always flirting with me and I often daydream about being with her. Sometimes I think it would have been better if my wife died in the crash. My life is one long disappointment.
I live right next to an old lady that never shuts up. She's always singing those operas you hear on like 1950's commercials. For karma I put plant killer all through her rose garden and watched them all die off. I think her crying was louder than her singing :')
I am hoping to have a threesome on Wednesday. The couple is sounding so hot. She is pregnant, which I find super hot. I hope they are serious. I find pregnancy so hot, since my wife will not ever be pregnant again, this encounter would be so good.
Even tough i have no college degree i would never date a girl without one. I just think they are to stupid and cant challenge me enough
I have a girlfriend but I hate her and love someone else but unfortunately I cannot break up with her because she's so alone and probably will commit suicide after me.
My pregnant girlfriend doesn't know I never want kids.
I secretly hope that there will be a ww3 or some cind of zombie apocolypse. Just so that i can survive and won't be doing the same shit day in day out.
I judged the top confession because I was jealous.