I live right next to an old lady that never shuts up. She's always singing those operas you hear on like 1950's commercials. For karma I put plant killer all through her rose garden and watched them all die off. I think her crying was louder than her singing :')
I am hoping to have a threesome on Wednesday. The couple is sounding so hot. She is pregnant, which I find super hot. I hope they are serious. I find pregnancy so hot, since my wife will not ever be pregnant again, this encounter would be so good.
Even tough i have no college degree i would never date a girl without one. I just think they are to stupid and cant challenge me enough
My younger sister is 14 and was fooling around having unprotected sex. She was warned by myself and my parents not to do such things but ended up getting pregnant. So the other day I "accidentally" pushed her down the stairs. Well, she's no longer pregnant.
I have a girlfriend but I hate her and love someone else but unfortunately I cannot break up with her because she's so alone and probably will commit suicide after me.
My pregnant girlfriend doesn't know I never want kids.
I secretly hope that there will be a ww3 or some cind of zombie apocolypse. Just so that i can survive and won't be doing the same shit day in day out.
I judged the top confession because I was jealous.
I hate fat people. I can't stand to see somebody who is overweight, it makes me feel sick. I don't get it how somebody can do such thing to themselves...
Told my daughter that if her new extremely attractive bf is going to stay the night, he has to sleep in the living room. Mainly so that I can fuck him in the middle of the night while everyone else is sleeping.