When I worked in a takeaway on a friday and saturday, I used to masturbate and cum into a cup, then when abusive customers came in they got the special sauce in their kebab specials.
Hitler did have some good ideas about government and fiscal planning. Also, Nazi Germany made fantastic advances in medicine and science. The people that deny that are idiots.
I don't know why, but I think guys can't fall in love.
I actually make up false confessions just for the lulz
I steal my mom's medicine to get high.
I think that Putin is a better leader than Obama, and I respect him more
I once logged in an random guys Facebook and broke up with his GF.
I think that's a cool thing to be a girl virgin at age of 20 not some thing to be ashamed.
5 years ago i friend-zoned my best friend, yesterday i stood by him on his wedding day and listened saying I DO to another girl, and realized that i loved him all this time and that he is the one....
I cheated on my husband with a coworker, and never told him...now its eating me alive