Sometimes I fantasize about having sex with my sister.
I want 12 kids but my wife doesn't want to have that many. But she also does not believe in abortions. So I poke holes in my condoms and blame it on fate/chance of condom breaking.... we have 3 kids and 1 on the way. 8 more to go.
My grandma got alzeimer and gives me money for my birthday every time I visit her. I have visited her last friday and sunday and I'm planning to visit her tommorow and friday.
I enjoy saying terrible things. I made a joke about someone's wife's death only 3 days after the news.
I slept with an older guy for money.
I really want to sleep with my wife's hot sister.
I have a boyfriend who is bad to me but I stay with him for the good sex. At the same time I cheat on him with a good boy who gives me lots of attention and compliments... Like that I have the best of both worlds.
I've slept with 3 men behind my girlfriend's back.
I've cheated on my girlfriend with about twenty different women, and counting.
I really want a zombie apocalypse.