My wife went off to her dental convention and left me with our teenage daughter. As I was texting my wife trying to get a little sexting going on it finally happened and she sent me some nudes in my email, to get a better picture I grabbed the lab top and opened it up. She wasn't there so I thought yeah, I'll handle it myself I started so close then my daughter came crashing in! Oh she more than saw what was going on. I don't know if I can tell my wife when she gets home. My daughter is no speaking to me.
I don't usually wear make up because I don't really know how to start but before I sleep I will play with mascara and eyeliner that my mom accidentally left in my room and I'm like 24 years old. I pity myself for being this pathetic.
aku punya temen perempuan, gak paham antara dia ini suka masak apa nggak. karna setauku org suka masak itu bisa masak dgn kreativitas atas bahan makanan apapun yg ada di dapur dan kulkas. tapi setiap dia masak selalu beli yg baru dari supermarket, ditaruh dikulkas sampe layu dan busuk. dia tersinggung juga kalo dikritik tntg masakannya. suatu hari aku sama bbrp temenku mau jualan di bazaar, kita persiapkan yg mateng, sampe mikir tempat makannnya dll, dan dia pede mau jual makanan yg dia pernah bikin dan itu rasanya kencur banget. untung gak jadi jualan gara2 bbrp dari kita ada keperluan yg lain. dianya doang yg agak maksa, pdhl persiapannya h-1 bazaarnya. kalo sampe jadi jual, aku sama temen2 yg lain bakal malu banget
The guy I like made me his personal assistant and then he fired me and said he was only using me for my brains and my fluent english speaking background. I can't wrap my mind around the fact that he admit he was using me.
I don't want to have sex . like, yeah I get turned on, I masturbate and everything but I don't feel like I'll ever want to have sex .
reading sex and cheating confessions from people in this app is giving me trauma, i'm 26 and i've seen some hardcore porn and done some kinky sexts role play but the stuff i read on here is weird. where is society going :(
Sometimes I wish I never existed.
We talked online at first and it became days, to weeks, to months. Almost daily we talked. But then we met in person. We didn't catfish each other. I don't know what I did wrong but now we don't talk. Like every cliche friendship.
a few years ago i had to do chemotherapy and at the time i had a lot of sick fantasies about raping bitches. thank god i don't have them anymore
I accidentally farted right as I was walking past my grandma. It was audible. I hope she didn't hear it or smell it. I'm sorry, grandma. I really didn't feel that one coming.